I just found out I'm going to be the valedictorian for my high school graduation. My headmaster asked me to give the commencement speech for graduation. When he first called me in his office, I thought I was in trouble for something. He then said he wanted me to give a speech along with some other guy. Now I'm trying to make up some shit and read in front of countless people. Who would have thought. A weedhead giving the valedictory address. So Ironic. I thought it was funny, so I wanted to share it with you guys. Peace.
Congrats man. But i wouldn't call it ironic just cause you're a pothead. No reason that stoners can't be successful and intelligent!
Congrats....you really don't know how it happened though? What did like 100's of kids in your school get swine flu or something??? Most valedictorians know that it's going to be them. My friend was valedictorian, it was cool he shouted out me and all my friends. LIke 2 years before our class the valedictorian was this real smart stoner who used to buy a lot of buds. He ended up going to Cali for college and got caught with a bong or something and got kicked out....messed up crap!
Well, I knew that I was working my ass of HARD in school, but I didn't know what other grades people had. I never really compared grades with anyone. Also, of course stoners can't be successful, but the stereotypical image of a stoner is a dropout, an unmotivated student, and a lazy person. Sad but true.
dude... at the speech, you BETTER say something about you smoking bud. just give all the teachers a nice ol shock. when they looka t you like "this must be a joke.." scream mad loud into the mic "I SMOKE MARIJUANA!!!!" teach em a lesson theyll never forget. but congrats man, do you have any idea what your going to say? i recommend whast i just typed...
Don't worry, I'll put something about marijuana surreptitiously somewhere in the penumbras of my speech.... Hehe. My speech is probably just going to be about my high school experience and different events, and especially the recent lacrosse season we had. We won our third championship in a row, something unheard of in my league. From the beginning of the season, everyone counted us out and said we wouldn't make it far, but we did. I'm also going to talk about my friend/neighbor who recently died in a car accident. He was a junior and he was on the team and he propelled us to win the championship. He will also a huge inspiration for me to do well in college and throughout life... Yes I am a WEEDhead... Lol.
Something tells me that while you refer to yourself as a weedhead the people around you refer to you as a nerd.
Not really. People know that I do pretty well in my classes, but the last thing people would think of me is a nerd.
Yea clipse, your obviously an immature dumbass. Nerds? Yea those things don't exist when your 18 years old. He's obviously much cooler and smarter than you. What makes him a 'nerd' on not what he said he is? Your a joke clipse.
What school in MD do you go to? Im curious because I just graduated from WJ a year ago, i wasn't valedictorian but did well
the valedictorian of my school a few years back was a pothead. lol, funny, the valedictorian for THIS year didn't get into any ivy league colleges or anything, which is rare.. but you guys would have to see my school and how it is... it's big, white, and RICH AS HELL (personally, i cant stand all the pretentious rich snobs) so having a pothead as valedictorian a few years ago was majorly awesome.
simple mistake... but you also spelled Tetrahydrocannabinol wrong in your signature, which just irks me.
