im gettin laid....right now

Discussion in 'General' started by zombieSHROOM, Dec 28, 2011.

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  1. #1 zombieSHROOM, Dec 28, 2011
    My girl, and a mutual friend (girl) are asleep in my bed right now. Im drunk, and im stoned. so, I've decided im gettin laid. Im gunna go "play" with my girl, and let's hope the other hops in :D
     
  2. #2 thesavagepony, Dec 28, 2011
    .yay.
     
  3. #3 Galleta, Dec 28, 2011
    let us know how it goes man.
     
  4. #4 KillerKush, Dec 28, 2011
    video in hd or it never occurred.
     
  5. #5 thelizardkin, Dec 28, 2011
    Take plenty of pics
     
  6. #6 meowtoyou, Dec 28, 2011
    Guys go read in another thread.. he posted a pic of them
     
  7. #7 Sherak, Dec 28, 2011
    pics or shens
     
  8. #8 thelizardkin, Dec 28, 2011

    That was a different girl
     
  9. #9 meowtoyou, Dec 28, 2011

    oh.. stoned sry
     
  10. #10 ThatFriendlyGuy, Dec 28, 2011
    [quote name='"meowtoyou"']

    oh.. stoned sry[/quote]

    Arent we all :D
    But yeah this chick is a different one. This guy is master of pussy.
     
  11. #11 iTokegreens, Dec 28, 2011
    Kudos!
     
  12. #12 BlazedCannabis, Dec 28, 2011
    Why would you post that while your about to get laid? wouldn't you post after you get laid.... Just get to work man, log off!
     
  13. #13 Dado, Dec 28, 2011
    Then I think I can find better things to do with my hands, then type on a forum.

    Word of advice:

    If it smells like fish...It's a tasty dish
    If it smells like Cologne......LEAVE IT ALONE !!!!
     
  14. #14 Chrismittty, Dec 28, 2011
    Did that work out for you Zombie?







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  15. #15 zombieSHROOM, Dec 28, 2011
    [quote name='"Chrismittty"']Did that work out for you Zombie?

    [/quote]

    Fuck no! I was fuckin blacked out drunk :(

    I massively failed guy. I massively failed :(

    At least the blonde one is still passed out in my bed.......one is better than none I guess. Time to wake this Bitch up ;)
     
  16. #16 Five By Five, Dec 28, 2011
    lol, poor zombie
     
  17. #17 meowtoyou, Dec 28, 2011
    Haha awww shucks
     
  18. #18 BlazedCannabis, Dec 28, 2011
    :DDont forget the condom!
     
  19. #19 meowtoyou, Dec 28, 2011

    u r l8
     
  20. #20 Chrismittty, Dec 28, 2011


    Damnn :rolleyes: Atleast hes honest fellas. Atleast hes honest...



    ....he did say there was still one blonde...:hello:
     
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