I'm dealing with a ninja mosquito

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Dallasboy678, May 9, 2012.

  1. As I'm laying in bed with my laptop, resting up for my disc golf game with my buddies at 9am (they're gonna get wrecked) I'm being disturbed. This mosquito keeps flying into my room, going dangerously close to my face, then flying out the door. I can't shut the door because my cat is an asshole, but it's flown in like 10 fucking times now and I can't catch it. It knows my strategy, and dodges my slipper-strikes. Any ideas? This bitch is mine
  2. eat it, it will never see it coming.
  3. Kill it with fire
    It will have no chance
  4. ^
    Although what if said mesquite caught aflame flew outside lighting a patch of dry grass?
  5. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy-3NfMo4qk]Breaking Bad, The Complete Third Season - "Fly" - YouTube[/ame]

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