I'm about to have diarrhea

Discussion in 'General' started by babaloeey, May 15, 2011.

  1. #1 babaloeey, May 15, 2011
    Trying to get to bed, when it hit me: I have to diarrhea.

    Any tips to help me get thru this as best as possible?
     
  2. #2 Heart, May 15, 2011
    Bite your lip and give it hell.
     
  3. #3 DDV, May 15, 2011
    Are you posting this whilst sitting on the toilet? I bet you are lol
     
  4. #4 wutangclan420, May 15, 2011
    step 1: get laptop, ipod, phone, anything with internet
    step 2: a drink
    step 3: some bud(if you can smoke inside)
    step 4: sit on toilet
    step 5: tough it out till its all said and done
     
  5. #5 Cruizer, May 15, 2011
    Jump on a trampoline naked.
     
  6. #6 HankMoody, May 15, 2011
    when i get diarrhea i just run around naked in my marijuana garden, sprinkling my enrichment soil into the plants.
     
  7. #7 jamesh, May 15, 2011
    yay, pepto-bismol!
     
  8. #8 HT, May 15, 2011
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CefajJzKpKA]YouTube - dpants[/ame]

    youre welcome
     
  9. #9 smokeyeyes12, May 15, 2011
    Just push all the pressure out at once soon as you hit the jon. You're going to hear a loud explosion and a nice squirt or two, thats completely normal. Good luck.
     
  10. #10 DDV, May 15, 2011
    OP is still sitting on the toilet lol
     
  11. #11 Fatty Sizzler, May 15, 2011
    You are full of shit, Ts.

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  12. #12 Alrex, May 15, 2011
    Poo on the floor and blame it on your dog
     
  13. #13 Thomas29, May 15, 2011
    LOL um coool story bro.
     
  14. #14 Norma Stits, May 15, 2011
    eat corn.
     
  15. #15 Dado, May 15, 2011
    Cork !
     
  16. #16 The3amJunkie, May 15, 2011
    Immodium AD
     
  17. #17 Johnny Cash, May 15, 2011
    Stand on the side of the road until you see a cop car coming. Walk onto the road to get him to stop. Climb onto the hood and let loose on his windshield.
     

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