I'm about to have diarrhea

Discussion in 'General' started by babaloeey, May 15, 2011.

  1. Trying to get to bed, when it hit me: I have to diarrhea.

    Any tips to help me get thru this as best as possible?
  2. Bite your lip and give it hell.
  3. Are you posting this whilst sitting on the toilet? I bet you are lol
  4. step 1: get laptop, ipod, phone, anything with internet
    step 2: a drink
    step 3: some bud(if you can smoke inside)
    step 4: sit on toilet
    step 5: tough it out till its all said and done
  5. Jump on a trampoline naked.
  6. when i get diarrhea i just run around naked in my marijuana garden, sprinkling my enrichment soil into the plants.
  7. yay, pepto-bismol!
  8. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CefajJzKpKA]YouTube - dpants[/ame]

    youre welcome
  9. Just push all the pressure out at once soon as you hit the jon. You're going to hear a loud explosion and a nice squirt or two, thats completely normal. Good luck.
  10. OP is still sitting on the toilet lol
  11. You are full of shit, Ts.

  12. Poo on the floor and blame it on your dog
  13. LOL um coool story bro.
  14. Stand on the side of the road until you see a cop car coming. Walk onto the road to get him to stop. Climb onto the hood and let loose on his windshield.

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