Yeah, I was super stoned last evening sitting by the golf course, and decided to play the loop(holes 3-7) and so I was doing fine, I hit my tee shot on 5, a little to the right of the fairway but not bad lie, so i get out my 3 wood to smash the fuck out of the ball, and I hit it real hard, and it goes right towards a group of ducks I can see sitting about 50 yards away. The golf ball was going so fast the ducks never moved, but I hit one in the neck or head, and the thing flipped over backwards and was laying on its back only moving it's feet a little bit, and then even that stopped. I killed the motherfucker . You should have heard the last sound that duck ever made too, kinda like a golf ball hitting something hard, but a loud quack at the same time. And there was 3 ducks standing there and the other 2 were just sitting about 5 feet away from the dead duck staring at it, probably confused as fuck about what just happened. But I was stoned, and although it was terribly sad, I also couldn't help laughing even right after I hit it. It's just one of those stupid things that shouldn't happen you know. damn.
Those ducks knew the risks lol. I fucking love playing golf while blazed. Well i love playing golf either way. And i love getting ripped either way. So its like a match made in heaven
damn dude. thats sad as hell, and this is coming from a hunter . it was out of you control man so you can't really feel too bad about it. but yeah i always see loads of ducks at the golf course when im playing.
why is it always ducks and never geese that get killed? them geese cunts can stay up in canada where they belong!!
Yeah, I mean I feel bad that I took a life and it's sad, but goddamn I didn't do anything wrong. So goes the life of a golf course duck. at least it was quick and painless
so basically you hit a duck with a golf ball and it died. i'm really high right now and that made me laugh.. i'm sorry though that is kinda sad
my best round of golf was played baked off my ass, i play golf and chess best while stoned i have no patientce for these games so beign stoned lets me calm down take sum practice swings and tyhen hit it not stoned i just whack the ball
the bird didn't die, I killed it. Like a perfect shot the golf ball went perfectly straight right into the duck's neck and I'm assuming broke it's neck. But it is mildly humorous in more than one way, yes.
I finished playing the last 2 holes. I finished the 5th hole with the death ball, then left it in the cup as I no longer wanted it. I play a fair amount. I just got fired from my maintenance job at this golf course about 2 or 3 months ago too I was using my friends clubs since we were at his house but when I have my clubs I play with Ping Zings with some of my favorite titleist blades thrown in too
why the fuck didnt you yell FOUR? just messin, but ive done the same thing kinda, sliced the hell out of the ball and it hit a car on the road nearby.
This is both sad yet comical, and each aspect amplifies the other aspect. I would have at least tried to eat it though But really.... that sucks man....aside from the hilarity.