I'm a fucking astronaut!!

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by rastaman007, Jul 9, 2010.

  1. #1 rastaman007, Jul 9, 2010
    Ok, well I went and picked up 4g of blue dream yesterday for hella cheap. [I paid $40 for an eighth and another .5g]. I go to my friend's house who has a hot tub and after we smoked that shit, we went in the hot tub and he turned on the jets. As I'm laying there, my friend tells me to listen to the jets. I put my ears underwater and sit there and float for several minutes. Later I take my empty can and put it underwater and starting tossing it back and forth underwater and it felt like I was in space. I'M A FUCKING ASTRONAUT!!
     
  2. #2 WIdankss1226, Jul 9, 2010
    I think this should go in your diary :confused:
     
  3. #3 SIRSOG, Jul 9, 2010
    hottub = water, water = aqua, you sir, are an aquanaut.....duh
     
  4. #4 jamesh, Jul 9, 2010
    You traveled into the future were everyone is now an astronaut, nothing special.
     
  5. #5 TooFastTim, Jul 9, 2010
    White buffalo
     
  6. #6 KryptoChristian, Jul 9, 2010
    damn i wanna be a fucking astronaut. u so lucky man:mad:
     
  7. #7 What Rights, Jul 9, 2010
    Done it before. Fucking legit.
     
  8. #8 Account_Banned283, Jul 9, 2010
    i was on a train stoned once and for a good few minutes i thought i was travelling through time..
     
  9. #9 psychoperson25, Jul 9, 2010
    No way man I'm an astronaut too. I got a space shuttle too and I was looking for some recruits with lots of experience I think you fit the bill.

    What do you say?
     
  10. #10 iDontSmokeBlunt, Jul 9, 2010
    hahhahahaha. hilarious.
     
  11. #11 I~Rok~Donks, Jul 9, 2010

    lol..
     
  12. #12 eskimopaperboy, Jul 10, 2010
    it's some kind if hot tub space shuttle
     
  13. #13 Zr-01stamg, Jul 10, 2010
    HIGH FUCKIN FIVE scuba steve high fucking five
     
  14. #14 What Rights, Jul 10, 2010
    I wouldn't go as far as astronaut though.
     
  15. #15 rastaman007, Jul 10, 2010

    let's do it.:hello:
     
  16. #16 psychoperson25, Jul 10, 2010
    Alright man lets go to the moon tonight.
     
  17. #17 Hrah, Jul 10, 2010
    Please post results :cool:
     
  18. #18 psychoperson25, Jul 11, 2010
    Woah dude it was great all moony with rocks and shit. Oh and I was high.
     
  19. #19 T-bone904, Jul 11, 2010
    wow that sounds badass bruh i heard blue dream is off the rip
     
  20. #20 Rebel Eye, Jul 11, 2010
    are you sure your friend didn't fart in the water right next to your face.. this would make you an asstronaut..
     

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