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I'll Blaze In "Hell" For This

Discussion in 'Religion, Beliefs and Spirituality' started by MacGyverGirl, Jan 3, 2013.

  1. I'm an Athiest, and many times I am chastised and pushed away due to it. Whenever in a religious debate, I like to have some knowledge of proving my conversator wrong.

    Here's what I'm going to do.


    I've got a mini bible thingy.

    "New Testament

    Psalms Proverbs"

    It has:

    "
    Matthew
    Mark
    Like
    John
    The Acts
    Romans
    1Corinthians
    2Corinthians
    Galatians
    Ephesians
    Philippians
    Colossians
    1Thessalonians
    2Thessalonians
    1Timothy
    2Timothy
    Titus
    Philemon
    Hebrews
    James
    1Peter
    2Peter
    1John
    2John
    3John
    Jude
    Revelation
    Psalms
    Proverbs
    "

    Whenever I want to smoke, I'll rip out the first page, read it until I fully understand it, and roll a joint with it.


    I'll have a bible in my lungs. :smoke:
     
  2. thats edgy bro
     
  3. I use my new testament to put my laptop on to ensure good circulation. It just happened to be the perfect size.I was thinking of turning my bible into a hidden storage for my MFLB .
     
  4. You may develop a familiarity with the words, but the Bible and religion is dependent upon belief not understanding.
     
  5. better make sure its printed with soy ink or something :p

    I just personally wouldn't do it.
     
  6. The quran is perfect for tenderizing pork.
     
  7. I'm so excited to try this but I'm out of my medication and I don't feel like driving to the dispensary. ;~;
     
  8. Jokes on you, you're inhaling nasty ink and bleached paper.
     
  9. Well, if it gets you to read it, I say, do it. There is only one sin God can't forgive, and that's the rejection of the Holy Spirit.
     
  10. Well best for you to read the bible for yourself, you may find that your problem isn't with religion as it should be(straight from the source). Don't even mention burning any Qurans in here though, we don't want GC to get mobbed.


    And here i was thinking to myself today "there are atheist, and then there are anti-christians". Well knowledge is power anyway it goes.
     

  11. I really can't help but smile at the idea of a god that doesn't forgive for any and all reasons.
     
  12. I smoked an entire bible once when incarcerated. Cigarettes had just been banned statewide, so sneaking in tobacco was difficult and bible papers worked best and were plentiful. So yes, my lungs too have been filled with the Holy bullshit!
     
  13. That's still really disrespectful.. Why? Why do you Choose to do that?
     
  14. Doesn't matter, jokes on that guy for smoking ink and bleached paper. Haha.
     
  15. Personally, there's no joke on me. I was locked up and didn't give a shit. Still don't. One who smokes anything obviously cares little for the harm to their lungs.
     

  16. Except weed, since it helps to expand lung function ;)
     
  17. I would eat it rather than smoke it, that way you can get your Jesus nutrients that you're missing from communion on Sundays.
     
  18. soak the bible in rubbing alcohol and stir it with cannabutter. bake it on 666 degrees in a non-stick pan for 15 minutes.
     
  19. Anti christians bro, spiting something they don't believe in.:cool:
     

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