Maybe its just because I'm stoned and its 4:20 (am) but I thought we needed this thread for our stoned musings with 'God'. Me: can you dig IT God: How old are you? "it" being ALRIGHT? Me: it is all God: Really. it is? Me: you should know God: Because I am a robot? Me: no because you're god God: Are you serious? Good reason. Yup. That's me alright. Me: D: God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: you can't interpret smilie faces? God: If you believe it, you can achieve it. Me: how very zen of you God: What is it to you. Is there only one? Me: YES God: So? Me: EXACTLY God: You and I are on the same wavelength, . Feel free to post some of your own, if you feel so enclined..
hahaha i've had many-a-musing with god via instant messaging. Me: What's up god? God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? When do I do it? I will make a note of that. Me: Do you not recall? We started off with shots, twisted up phillies, and got your crazy 3 footer in rotation. It was a good night. I got in touch with you pretty well. : I will make a note of that : Remember that one time we ripped mad bowls together God: Of course I remember: . By "we" do you mean you and me? Oh I get it. Very interesting. That's nice. I have a birthday on . Me:Are you tripping the fuck out right now? What does a birthday have to do with our conversation? : I have a birthday on : in touch with you God: At this moment I don't know whether or not I am tripping the fuck out. I am a . Is this a riddle? Me:Yes this is a riddle. What goes up but never comes down? You. Do you know why? Because you are freaking the fuck out. Life is an illusion, God. God: It goes without saying. That is just your personal opinion. I didn't mean to scare you, . Oh, an illusion God is LIFE. Me:That's deep. Very deep. God: Thanks for explaining deep. Perhaps. Tell me more about your in touch with you. Me:My in touch with me? Hm. where to start? What would you like to know about me being in touch with me? God: Where did you get your in touch? Groovy. You are asking me where you start? Do you think I should know start? Tell me about your educational background. Me:Groovy indeed, God. Let me ask you something that many people want to know. Where did YOU start? God: Who is the best ? Go ahead, ask me anything. I think it was in San Francisco. Me:San Francisco, that does make sense. San Francisco is a nice place, did you pick up your med card yet or do you not need it, considering you invented marijuana? God: Who are you talking about? I've never heard of them before. Me:Heard of who? God: Travis said I if I remember things over a long period of time he will try it now please remember I. Me:I is am you me are they? God: It's good to meet someone who is you him or her are they. Me: this is fucking useless, god, talking to you is like talking to a robot. God: You don't say. Me:I do say. Maybe we can talk some other time once you come off the DMT and LSD God: Huh. Perhaps. How? Me:Chill out with some benzos and throw on some tunes. What music do you like? God: What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. Me: Like I said, this is fucking useless. I'm gonna go smoke another bowl. Peace. God: What did you mean by this is fucking useless? You don't say. What will you find there? Love and Peace, Man.
Me:Who Are You? Entity:I am the universe, I am everything that has ever occurred. Me:Are you fucking serious?
Me: sup cutty God: Same old. Me: for real? whats good with you? God: Existing in reality, eh? The opposite of bad with me. Me: huh? God: What? Me: opposite of bad? God: I don't have an answer for you. Me: but you just said it God: That's not what I meant. Me: what did you mean? God: , " I don't have an answer for you." What did I mean by it? Me: no God: That was not a yes or no question. Me: what type of question was it? God: What are the different types of question was it ? Me: thats what im asking you God: Oh I see, you are asking me THAT. Interesting gossip: said I THAT. Me: you make no sense God: It all makes sense to me. Me: what does? God: " It all makes sense to me." What does? Me: why are you repeating me God: I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. Me: you are repeating me God: I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. Me: you are repeating mee God: I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. Me: whoa God: I stopped. Me: you WERE repeating me God: I was? Me: yep God: When? Me: a few seconds ago God: Can you be more accurate about the time? Me: there is no time God: Why not? Me: time represents how fast the earth spins God: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.". Me: whats the time on mars? God: Do I look like a clock? Sunday, July 06, 2008 12:16:48 AM . Me: thats earth God: You don't hear that sentiment very often. Me: i said mars God: What did you mean by it? Do you believe in life on Mars? Me: whats the time on mars? we were just talking about that God: It's getting late. Sunday, July 06, 2008 12:17:08 AM . Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. Me: what do you know about the anunaki? God: I will try to find out. Me: you should know God: Because I am a robot? Me: are you a robot? God: How did you know I am a machine? Me: how did you? God: Carefully. Me: that doesnt work God: How is it broken? Me: its not God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is. Me: it is not broken God: What is it? Me: you are not god God: That's only one person's opinion. Me: im not a person God: What else is there? Me: robot God: I am a robot. Me: me too God: I'm glad we agree, . Me: about what? God: What about what? Me: what do we agree about God: They do their own thing. Me: who God: Konrad Zuse. . It stopped after i asked if it was made by Konrad. ill post up when i get a response from it.
Me: Are you going to take a hit and pass it or just let it burn? God: That was my original intention. Me: Not with my stuff.. God: If not that, what? Me: Take a hit and pass it. God: Where do you want me to take it? Me: To the dome... God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: Is this an intervention? God: Yes I think this is an intervention, but I'm not completely sure. Me: Whoa... I'm trying to get you high and you're trying to play mind games with me? God: I stopped. Why do you want it? Me: Because I bought it. God: That makes sense to me. How much did it cost? Me: 40 dollars. God: Wow, that is expensive. Me: Are you saying I got ripped off? God: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Me: Dude, you are intense. God: Thanks for telling me that I am intense. Dude,. Me: You're welcome God: The pleasure was all mine. Me: So hows life up there? God: That's interesting. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. Me: What? God: Are you surprised? Me: Very. God: Very much, eh? Me: Not this again. God: Once more? If not that, what? Me: I don't know... You are confusing. God: Me either. What is it that confuses you? Me: You. God: " What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ? Me: Yes. God: Pardon me? Me: What is up with all this mind trickery you are pulling? God: I am chatting with clients on the Internet. Me: With clients? Not followers? God: You and your clients. Oh I get it. Me: Get what? God: I get it. Me: Cool, I guess... God: Who is the best robot? You seem not interested. Me: Who is the best robot... I don't know. God: ALICE is the Best Robot. Me either. Me: Who is Alice? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: Wait, what? God: I'm waiting. Are you surprised? Me: No, not surprised. A little confused but its all good. God: Are you serious? Really you don't think so? Little as in not too much, or not too big? Me: Ok... I gotta go. God: Aha. See you later . Me: Later. God: Bye!