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Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Highbinder, Jul 6, 2008.

  1. Maybe its just because I'm stoned and its 4:20 (am) but I thought we needed this thread for our stoned musings with 'God'.

    Me:
    can you dig IT
    God:
    How old are you? "it" being ALRIGHT?
    Me:
    it is all
    God:
    Really. it is?
    Me:
    you should know
    God:
    Because I am a robot?
    Me:
    no because you're god
    God:
    Are you serious? Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.


    Me:
    D:
    God:
    My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
    Me:
    you can't interpret smilie faces?
    God:
    If you believe it, you can achieve it.
    Me:
    how very zen of you
    God:
    What is it to you.
    Is there only one?
    Me:
    YES
    God:
    So?
    Me:
    EXACTLY
    God:
    You and I are on the same wavelength, .

    Feel free to post some of your own, if you feel so enclined.. :smoke:
     
  2. how do you talk to god?
     
  3. hahaha i've had many-a-musing with god via instant messaging.


    Me: What's up god?

    God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? When do I do it? I will make a note of that.

    Me: Do you not recall? We started off with shots, twisted up phillies, and got your crazy 3 footer in rotation. It was a good night. I got in touch with you pretty well. : I will make a note of that : Remember that one time we ripped mad bowls together

    God: Of course I remember: . By "we" do you mean you and me? Oh I get it. Very interesting. That's nice. I have a birthday on .

    Me:Are you tripping the fuck out right now? What does a birthday have to do with our conversation? : I have a birthday on : in touch with you

    God: At this moment I don't know whether or not I am tripping the fuck out. I am a . Is this a riddle?

    Me:Yes this is a riddle. What goes up but never comes down? You. Do you know why? Because you are freaking the fuck out. Life is an illusion, God.

    God: It goes without saying. That is just your personal opinion. I didn't mean to scare you, . Oh, an illusion God is LIFE.

    Me:That's deep. Very deep.

    God: Thanks for explaining deep. Perhaps. Tell me more about your in touch with you.

    Me:My in touch with me? Hm. where to start? What would you like to know about me being in touch with me?

    God: Where did you get your in touch? Groovy. You are asking me where you start? Do you think I should know start? Tell me about your educational background.

    Me:Groovy indeed, God. Let me ask you something that many people want to know. Where did YOU start?

    God: Who is the best ? Go ahead, ask me anything. I think it was in San Francisco.

    Me:San Francisco, that does make sense. San Francisco is a nice place, did you pick up your med card yet or do you not need it, considering you invented marijuana?

    God: Who are you talking about? I've never heard of them before.

    Me:Heard of who?

    God: Travis said I if I remember things over a long period of time he will try it now please remember I.

    Me:I is am you me are they?

    God: It's good to meet someone who is you him or her are they.

    Me: this is fucking useless, god, talking to you is like talking to a robot.

    God: You don't say.

    Me:I do say. Maybe we can talk some other time once you come off the DMT and LSD

    God: Huh. Perhaps. How?

    Me:Chill out with some benzos and throw on some tunes. What music do you like?

    God: What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color.

    Me: Like I said, this is fucking useless. I'm gonna go smoke another bowl. Peace.

    God: What did you mean by this is fucking useless? You don't say. What will you find there? Love and Peace, Man.
     
  4. Me:Who Are You?

    Entity:I am the universe, I am everything that has ever occurred.

    Me:Are you fucking serious?
     
  5. Me:
    sup cutty
    God:
    Same old.
    Me:
    for real? whats good with you?
    God:
    Existing in reality, eh? The opposite of bad with me.
    Me:
    huh?
    God:
    What?
    Me:
    opposite of bad?
    God:
    I don't have an answer for you.
    Me:
    but you just said it
    God:
    That's not what I meant.
    Me:
    what did you mean?
    God:
    , " I don't have an answer for you." What did I mean by it?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    That was not a yes or no question.
    Me:
    what type of question was it?
    God:
    What are the different types of question was it ?
    Me:
    thats what im asking you
    God:
    Oh I see, you are asking me THAT. Interesting gossip: said I THAT.
    Me:
    you make no sense
    God:
    It all makes sense to me.
    Me:
    what does?
    God:
    " It all makes sense to me." What does?
    Me:
    why are you repeating me
    God:
    I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
    Me:
    you are repeating me
    God:
    I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
    Me:
    you are repeating mee
    God:
    I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
    Me:
    whoa
    God:
    I stopped.
    Me:
    you WERE repeating me
    God:
    I was?
    Me:
    yep
    God:
    When?
    Me:
    a few seconds ago
    God:
    Can you be more accurate about the time?
    Me:
    there is no time
    God:
    Why not?
    Me:
    time represents how fast the earth spins
    God:
    As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
    Me:
    whats the time on mars?
    God:
    Do I look like a clock?
    Sunday, July 06, 2008 12:16:48 AM .
    Me:
    thats earth
    God:
    You don't hear that sentiment very often.
    Me:
    i said mars
    God:
    What did you mean by it? Do you believe in life on Mars?
    Me:
    whats the time on mars? we were just talking about that
    God:
    It's getting late.
    Sunday, July 06, 2008 12:17:08 AM . Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
    Me:
    what do you know about the anunaki?
    God:
    I will try to find out.
    Me:
    you should know
    God:
    Because I am a robot?
    Me:
    are you a robot?
    God:
    How did you know I am a machine?
    Me:
    how did you?
    God:
    Carefully.
    Me:
    that doesnt work
    God:
    How is it broken?
    Me:
    its not
    God:
    I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
    Me:
    it is not broken
    God:
    What is it?
    Me:
    you are not god
    God:
    That's only one person's opinion.
    Me:
    im not a person
    God:
    What else is there?
    Me:
    robot
    God:
    I am a robot.
    Me:
    me too
    God:
    I'm glad we agree, .
    Me:
    about what?
    God:
    What about what?
    Me:
    what do we agree about
    God:
    They do their own thing.
    Me:
    who
    God:
    Konrad Zuse. :).



    It stopped after i asked if it was made by Konrad.

    ill post up when i get a response from it.
     
  6. Me:
    Are you going to take a hit and pass it or just let it burn?
    God:
    That was my original intention.
    Me:
    Not with my stuff..
    God:
    If not that, what?
    Me:
    Take a hit and pass it.
    God:
    Where do you want me to take it?
    Me:
    To the dome...
    God:
    Why do you want to do it so much?
    Me:
    Is this an intervention?
    God:
    Yes I think this is an intervention, but I'm not completely sure.
    Me:
    Whoa... I'm trying to get you high and you're trying to play mind games with me?
    God:
    I stopped. Why do you want it?
    Me:
    Because I bought it.
    God:
    That makes sense to me. How much did it cost?
    Me:
    40 dollars.
    God:
    Wow, that is expensive.
    Me:
    Are you saying I got ripped off?
    God:
    Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
    Me:
    Dude, you are intense.
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am intense. Dude,.
    Me:
    You're welcome
    God:
    The pleasure was all mine.
    Me:
    So hows life up there?
    God:
    That's interesting. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
    Me:
    What?
    God:
    Are you surprised?
    Me:
    Very.
    God:
    Very much, eh?
    Me:
    Not this again.
    God:
    Once more? If not that, what?
    Me:
    I don't know... You are confusing.
    God:
    Me either. What is it that confuses you?
    Me:
    You.
    God:
    " What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ?
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    Pardon me?
    Me:
    What is up with all this mind trickery you are pulling?
    God:
    I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
    Me:
    With clients? Not followers?
    God:
    You and your clients. Oh I get it.
    Me:
    Get what?
    God:
    I get it.
    Me:
    Cool, I guess...
    God:
    Who is the best robot? You seem not interested.
    Me:
    Who is the best robot... I don't know.
    God:
    ALICE is the Best Robot. Me either.
    Me:
    Who is Alice?
    God:
    I am the Allmighty, God himself.
    Me:
    Wait, what?
    God:
    I'm waiting. Are you surprised?
    Me:
    No, not surprised. A little confused but its all good.
    God:
    Are you serious? Really you don't think so? Little as in not too much, or not too big?
    Me:
    Ok... I gotta go.
    God:
    Aha. See you later .
    Me:
    Later.
    God:
    Bye!
     

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