If your dog could talk, what would it say about you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Atomic Stoner, Sep 17, 2012.

  1. #1 Atomic Stoner, Sep 17, 2012
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    My dog would be all like.. "damn, this fool faps all day errr day"
     
  2. "Grasscity, Again?"
     
  3. "Smoking that shit again, get me a beggin strip"
     
  4. That my dinners lack creativity
     
  5. "Play! Play!... Play? Play! Come on Play!"
     
  6. "Gahh Zach's da best he always comes home and loves me and lets me out unlike his stupid little brother and mom who think i smell bad so wont touch me"
     
  7. "you hear that shit too?!"
     
  8. ''bitch let me inside''
     
  9. Watch wilfred! American and Australian version!
     
  10. "Niqqa be psycho"
     
  11. Wtf man, you never let me hit the blunt!
     
  12. My dog would say I'm excellent at back massages and being a chef.

    My dogs are always spoiled creatures.
     
  13. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hnId12f-qo&feature=related]Why Not Quit Now? Or Can You? / Anti-Pot Anti-Marijuana PSA Video - YouTube[/ame]

    Everybody knows dogs are secretly conservative douche bags who want to make everybody's life miserable.
     
  14. Shut your lying face vagina!
     
  15. "take me outside now, so i can pretend to hunt squirrels"
     
  16. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSUXXzN26zg]SQUIRREL!!! - YouTube[/ame]
     
  17. "I wonder why he never lets me bite the black people thay walk up and down street"
     
  18. My dog would be the dick that sits around telling me how much of a stoner I am and that weed will give me AIDS or instantly drop me dead one day.
     

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