"Gahh Zach's da best he always comes home and loves me and lets me out unlike his stupid little brother and mom who think i smell bad so wont touch me"
My dog would say I'm excellent at back massages and being a chef. My dogs are always spoiled creatures.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hnId12f-qo&feature=related]Why Not Quit Now? Or Can You? / Anti-Pot Anti-Marijuana PSA Video - YouTube[/ame] Everybody knows dogs are secretly conservative douche bags who want to make everybody's life miserable.
My dog would be the dick that sits around telling me how much of a stoner I am and that weed will give me AIDS or instantly drop me dead one day.