Please we don't want Canada it's too damn cold! As soon as we figure out how to heat up the ice skating rink, we would get some black players to dominate that sport as well!
And I would assassinate you with my guns. Of course, since you're canadian, you would forbid your security from having guns so it makes my job easier
first i would learn every confidential file on record. especially the extremely confidential ones. would i act like a president? no, i would act like leon from curb you enthusiasm. then i would reveal all the governments secrets. after i abolished goverment and made the us an anarchism. then sit back and watch chaos happen.
Have you never heard of Congress?? The president just gets to throw ideas out. It's up to the Congress as to whether it actually happens or not.
Impossible. Once people REALLY see what terrorism is, not just the Taliban jihad bs they spew on tv, you would see that. There cannot be a "war" on an idea.
I'd only allow individuals a few years of welfare for their entire pre-retirement life. You could use it whenever or however you want, but once it's up, it's up. When you are out of work, you shouldn't be able to sit on your ass and wait on the job you want to come to you. Get a job at McDonalds or some shit. There's no shame in that. And some other shit.
I would prank call all the political figures of the world of course. Putin to Hu Jintao: Comrade, did you get any wierd calls recently? Hu Jintao: Yes, I am pretty sure the American President prank called me. Putin: That arrogant fuck! Let's send spies to the U.S. to leave flaming bags of dogshit at the entrance to the whitehouse.
Texas should go back to cowboys, pick up trucks, and ho downs! My last time in the Dallas area, it didn't feel like Texas. A lot of religious nuts down there too!