If you were on death row...

Discussion in 'General' started by 14grams, Jan 28, 2013.


  1. Wow. How wasteful lol.
     
  2. can i just have a bottle of vodka?
     

  3. Yes of course
     
  4. bottle of vodka and some koolaid then haha
     
  5. i want all the guards to drink too so it's like a party when they kill me.
     
  6. A chimichanga filled with chicken and bell peppers covered in queso,
    A corner piece of my mom's lasagna,
    A medium rare porterhouse with a baked potato with all the fixings,
    A pitcher of sweet tea,
    And a cyanide pill
     
  7. A double scotch and a cigar.
    Fuck the meal.
     
  8. I would have sushi, steak, miso soup and rice. So good...

    And a bunch of mixed drinks

    This is a bad thread to read when all you had today was a bowl of cereal.
     
  9. A bowl of white rice with exactly 10,000 grains, which I would consume one grain at a time.

    I then would use this bided time to decide which of my escape plans best fits the current scenario, and execute.
     
  10. I would order 200 tacos from the nearest Taco Bell.

    Then I would construct the tacos into a time machine and go back in time to stop my past self from getting aids from that hooker.

    Nobody likes to die with aids.
     
  11. My executioner.
     

  12. They would prob just bring in another executioner, then you have been a cannibal for nothing.

    You gotta go all the way and ask for all the licensed executioners in the country to be seasoned, and served on a plate.
     
  13. Holy shit, you're right.

    You are the George to my Lennie. Let's be partners in crime.
     
  14. i would eat until i died so they dont get the satisfaction of killing me.
     
  15. Chipotle veggie burrito with chips and guacamole
    6 margaritas
     
  16. anything super greasy that will give me a heart attack so I don't gota get the chair :3
    plus greasy foods the bestes..unfortunately :p
     
  17. Pot brownies first
    Then Fried chicken,NY strip steak,side of spagetti,mashed potatoes,and sprite
    Desert a few cookies,some ice cream,more pot brownies and a snickers. Hopefully then ill fall asleep from the being overstuffed and eating a bunch of pot brownies
     
  18. Your state doesn't use the chair. Heart attack would be a lot more terrible than lethal injection. :smoking:
     
  19. A bottle of Jack,
    A 64 Oz Porterhouse steak medium rare
    4 Twice baked potatoes
    Grilled zucchini, Corn on the cob w/ chipotle butter
    For dessert, some special brownies a la mode lol, they'd have to let me enjoy my high though
     

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