If you had 2 wishes.. what would you spend it on?

Discussion in 'General' started by nicnac370, Sep 9, 2011.

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  1. #1 nicnac370, Sep 9, 2011
    no dumb shit.
     
  2. #2 Postal Blowfish, Sep 9, 2011
    1000 more wishes, and the ability to negrep
     
  3. #3 BongSquad, Sep 9, 2011
    bullshit, genies are always 3 wishes.

    invisibility
    teleportation
    megan fox
     
  4. #4 KillerKush, Sep 9, 2011
    To be able to understand human existence.

    Worldwide understanding in conservation; progress green technologies.
     
  5. #5 sumisu, Sep 10, 2011
    To have infinite supplies of anything I want.

    For anybody who tries to be a douche to have their hair turn into shit and then spontaneously combust.
     
  6. #6 OtherWorldlyGuy, Sep 10, 2011
    Honestly, I love marilyn monroe and if I had the kind of seductive powers she had I would be invicible.

    My other one would be immortality I would wanna live for a few hundred years or so then choose to leave this earth when ever I felt like going back 2 where ever we go when we die with a vast amount of knowledge on the human race.
     
  7. #7 nicnac370, Sep 10, 2011
    the power to be reborn into an alien.
    (their technology and education are advanced)

    so you can die being a bad guy or good guy, you'll be a fucking alien.
     
  8. #8 Obama Tokes, Sep 10, 2011
    true love
    and $30 million
     
  9. #9 Parable, Sep 10, 2011
    Eternal happiness
    Don't need a second wish.
     
  10. #10 mushroomsatsuji, Sep 10, 2011
    That you would lose internet access
     
  11. #11 SsmokeWeed, Sep 10, 2011
    Like that shit in Limitless, where I can install any drug in my system and have it constantly effect me with no negative side effects. (if you don't know what I'm talking about, watch the ending of Limitless).

    Huge pot farm that never gets busted.
     
  12. #12 BUDDAMUNK, Sep 10, 2011
    $1,000,000,000,000,000,000 and a really hot Asian model.
     
  13. #13 Jnug, Sep 10, 2011
    20 billion dollars
    Don't think I need anything else
     
  14. #14 SwagCaleb, Sep 10, 2011
    1. To get married and have amazing sex with the girl of my dreams
    2. To relive the mistakes I made and not make them mistakes.
     
  15. #15 Chamonix, Sep 10, 2011
    An infinite supply of wish granting genies.

    Boom. Set for life.
     
  16. #16 nicnac370, Sep 10, 2011
    to be perfect.

    and to die and be reborn with the same education level as your previous life.
     
  17. #17 ReadThis, Sep 10, 2011
    Infinite amounts of weed. Infinite money. Yep.
     
  18. #18 Twee, Sep 10, 2011
    worldwide legalization of marijuana
    and more wishes :D
     
  19. #19 treelover, Sep 10, 2011
    Ulimited knowledge of the univerese
    Happiness.
    Now I can figure out how to get what ever I want, help anyone with everything, and be happy. I figure with unlimited knowledge I can solve any problem I want to.
     
  20. #20 treelover, Sep 10, 2011
    [quote name='"Twee"']worldwide legalization of marijuana
    and more wishes :D[/quote]

    Andddddd me to come to irelandddd! Lol ^.^
     
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