If you had 15 minutes on TV and the whole world could watch...

I would sit in a bar stool and stare akwardly.

 

this guy ftw

 

take 10 giant bong hits off sour d. then start to whack off and cum on the video camera screen make all the girls go crazy. then for the rest of the time eat and watch survivor man and tell the people what i thought of each thing les stroud did surviving. fuck yeah..

 

id spit an ill ass freestyle.

 

I'd probably flip off the camera then proceed to take a shit and not wipe.

 

no joke ,,, i would say fuck the world ,,, then nut on the camera lens so the world can see where im cumming from

 

do you have a flickr account or something?! lets see some of your pictures!!

 

I would talk about double vaginal and double anal.

 

I'd probobly random something about socialism and give a statistic or two