hey guys im going from Philly to Denver soon and i was wondering how bad is the current TSA "safety" measures? is my dick gunna be eye candy for them? do they offer alternative ways? like a pat down instead or something? ALSO, can i CLEAN THE SHIT outta my MFLB with rubbing alcohol so its like new again, vaporize some tobacco in it, and clean it once more and put it in my luggage? (WITH ABSOLUTLY NO BUD) or should i just mail my MFLB to the place im going to a week before i travel? so how bad is it currently?