Mine would say I was generous, mostly honest, and more than a little odd. And that I loved my wife. If you died right now, what would an honest obituary say about you?
Was social, swagged out, and in the end just wanted to spread peace, love, and pot to everyone she came in contact with.
Mine would say "Fuck I guess that guy in the pandoras box thread was right about the 10.0 earthquake, just off on the time."
"Was constantly amazed at the stupidity and hypocrisy of the human race throughout his entire life. May this awful, selfish species burn in hell" Well maybe not the last part, but definitely the first.