If you could choose your cellmate for 10 years in prison...

Id want a women that grew dank weed out of her hair looked smoking hot and knew to shut up also did everything i wanted.

 

Well.. what if she looked like this?

 

mace windu

 

prolly mary jane, endless hours of entertainment.

 

mcgyver

hed do some crazy shit with a tooth pick and a hairbrush and we's be free

 

B.A. Baracus as Rampage Jackson. For obvious protection reasons and the possibly of the A-Team van randomly smashing through the cell and rescuing my ass

 

Siddhartha Gautama

 

actually you know what fuck that

i'd make it osama bin laden

cause then i'm practically responcible for his capture because i got to choose my cell mate and that means i'd get the reward

not to mention i could whoop his ass every day

 

Lol,wth....

Fuck a cellmate,I want my cell to myself.Those things are small as hell.

 

He would make me laugh all day, I would definitely go with a comedian

 

fuck yeah, it would be like longest yard, but it would be a bit of a shame because once you get attached to him he'll just get blown up

 

That black gentleman who used to be white in Naked Gun 33 1/3

 

Jennifer Aniston.

You didn't say my cellmate had to be male...

 

He'd be dead in a week.

 

Andrew Dufresne, I'd get him his rock pick and let him go to town.

 

all these people saying women in their jail cells

i doubt you'd have any more chance banging them in jail then you would in real life

and lets not even joke about rape please :/

 

anyone or anything that puts out on the regular.

 

ahhhhhahaha