If you could be any living creature, what would you be? It can be ANYTHING. even MANBEARPIG. I would definitely be a wolverine, hands down, they're so badass and dont take ANY shit!!
A Chimp. Why? Because it's one of the few animals that would have the capability of rolling a blunt. And it's the closest to human, but being a bird of some sort would be awesome.
some kind of big mean bird... raven i guess... or a pterodactylus... flying is THE SHIT some of the big cats or a wolf would be nice too, i imagine...
I would be a sloth. If everyone was not so rushed, we would enjoy all life has to offer. A sloth does not have this problem.
Well since fictional creatures are allowed I'd have to say Na'vi, just because they are humanoid, but better. Plus they have tails.
Take my body, add some wings and tail feathers, give me gills, An extra set of arms, and I want my cock to turn light blue when Orcs are near . I'm not even high...
I'd definitely want to be an elephant. They live a long time & are always surrounded by their family & friends & they are just magnificent creatures
Snails by The Format Snails see the benefits, the beauty in every inch... Oh why, why, why, oh why, are you quick to kiss?
This doesnt count as mortal but I would want to be a vampire. Not to be emo cliche or anything, but I would much rather be a sober being that could llive forever on blood of other people, to prowl around the nights. but yeah. what are we talking about?
haha i wanna be goku more than anything lol, and yes, pokemon count, haha, my favorite was probably blastoise lol, water gun fight anyone??