if you could be any animal what animal would you be?

Discussion in 'Pets' started by thatbakedbitch, Jun 24, 2012.

  1. [quote name='"King_Willie"']You were just watchin Lion King on ABC Family weren't you?[/quote]

    Nope, just thought this out before lol
     
  2. [quote name='"Zerorattray"']
    I once went to the zoo when I was young and I shit you not this is what the male lion did upon waking. Got up, climbed down from his sunny perch, pissed allllll over a wall, walked up and just fucked this lioness, then went back to sleep. That's pretty much what I do.[/quote]

    lions are bad ass mother fuckers
     
  3. A bird.

    Don't think anything would beat being able to fly...

    Preferably a bird of prey like an Eagle or an Owl.
     
  4. [quote name='"thatbakedbitch"']

    lions are bad ass mother fuckers[/quote]

    Plus they're pure-muscle killing machines. Sharp teeth for breaking bone, claws for slashing, and soooo fast. Oh ya, night vision too.
     
  5. Probably a grolar bear
     
  6. I would like to be a flying horse because then I could prance around AND fly. Plus people would give me sugar cubes. Cool stuff.
     
  7. I'd argue living in the ocean might be cooler, it's like a whole different world.
     

  8. Best of both worlds! :D

    Living in the ocean would also be very cool... But probably dangerous.. Unless you were like a big shark or something.
     
  9. [quote name='"maclily"']i would like to be a flying horse because then i could prance around and fly. Plus people would give me sugar cubes. Cool stuff.[/quote]



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  10. #30 ytfghmjb, Jun 26, 2012
    Last edited: Jun 26, 2012
    Hell yeah i wanna be a shark

    Or a horse but not a donkey, i mean like a reall big wild one. Who shits everywhere and kicks people
     
  11. Or I'd be one of these badasses
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  12. Take a wild guess.
     
  13. As you can see from my profile, I'm a tarantula IRL. It makes typing a bitch.

    /notafurry, not that there's anything wrong with that
     
  14. Tarantulas are furry as fuck what you talkin bout haha
     

  15. :cool::cool::cool:
     
  16. A bedbug so I can watch people have sex
     
  17. I've always said I'd like to come back as a single woman's house cat. Have you seen how they are treated, royalty for animals.
     
  18. [quote name='"Sweetpea77"']I've always said I'd like to come back as a single woman's house cat. Have you seen how they are treated, royalty for animals.[/quote]

    Or there will be 15 of you and all she'll do is cry and bore you all to death by talking to you all day/night.

    Like I said- male lion ftw
     
  19. I choose the blue whale. Because then my penis would weigh more than all of you combined.
     

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