If you could be a superhero, who would you be?

Discussion in 'General' started by Peter Parker, Sep 20, 2009.

  1. My response is pretty obvious, but I'd like to get an idea of what everyone else thinks.
  2. samurai jack
  3. Agreed.

  4. There's more verses
  5. Damn, is there a youtube? That would be a nice embed unto this thread.
  6. #7 WeeD BurPs, Sep 20, 2009
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    im a man and i would be superwoman. touch those tits all day while flying and doing crazy shit. exxxtra bouncy:rolleyes:

    of course it is. if you know the rules, why ignore them?
    - PE

    hopefully this isnt considered porno/nudity or w/e the rule is and i gets the mighty ban hamma
  7. Human Torch...i would never need a lighter to spark up an L again
  8. Looks like porn only colored blue. I change my mind, I'd be the superhero Superwoman would jump in bed with.
  9. I would be alcohol man!!!

    with the power to piss amazing ale!
  10. Besides, I like to get drunk, and I don't wanna be the guy on my knees sucking alcohol man's dick.

    [Another idea:] Drug man, with the power to look people in the eyes and cause them to become under the influence of any drug they [if I am in a nice mood, ultimately I] desire. Also I could make myself intoxicated & under the effects of any drug I desired. Also with the ability to cut off anyone's or my intoxication at will.

  11. I would just go to the bathroom and fill the cup with some sierra nevada!!!

    in exchange for your powers of making me trip on lsd though!! :D
  12. Fuck heroism, I would be Professor Chaos!
  13. bluntman
  14. That is, after you come out with the cup full of alcohol. I'll have to make you take breaks from the trip for refills though.

    Maybe you could edit your power to be pouring a different kind of alcohol from each finger, so your friends wouldn't have to drink your piss.

    But then if you're really fucked up, alcohol would randomly pour from your hands. If you're not 21 that would be interesting for the cops... refuse the breathalyzer and you get a blood test, your blood would be 32.88% alcohol, probably 10 or 20 thousand times above the legal limit. Then you could squirt 'em in the eye with some Everclear and they will lie in pain on the ground while you make your escape.

    Shit, some weed and a lot of Budweiser just lengthened that response.
  15. Nice power. Is that the ability to roll blunts with perfection or to make blunts appear from thin air?
  16. the alcohol must come from my penis...

    ... there must be no other way! :mad:
  17. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks-U9NOdGh8"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks-U9NOdGh8[/ame]

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