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if weed was legal

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by aznno0odles, Mar 31, 2009.

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  1. #1 aznno0odles, Mar 31, 2009
    i would totally be a cop.
     
  2. #2 SainT, Mar 31, 2009
    why?...
     
  3. #3 crazycraka, Mar 31, 2009
    If weed was legal...

    I would be slightly less paranoid.
     
  4. #4 Token-4-Life, Mar 31, 2009
    I would buy a garbage bag full.
     
  5. #5 ratchet, Mar 31, 2009
    I'd smoke with a cop...
    (not be one)
     
  6. #6 stormc1234, Mar 31, 2009
    I would be a happy guy..
     
  7. #7 Mephysto, Mar 31, 2009
    I would be a Massachusetts State Trooper.

    Imagine: Getting paid up the ass to chill on the side of the highway, smokin' a blunt, waiting for some toolbag to act a fool. Then you blare on the siren and fuck shit up.

    That'd be the shit.

    I'll even take anything they throw at me, fuck a desk job I wanna be out in the world.
     
  8. #8 winterfresh420, Mar 31, 2009
    everybody could be high
     
  9. #9 I vape that, Mar 31, 2009
    I am already going to become a cop, not a dick cop that comfiscates peoples bud. I am not even going to ask to search a vehicle, unless getting evaluated by my boss. I am going to go for the speeders, hard drug dealers that actually fuck up peoples life. (crack, heroin, etc.)
     
  10. #10 blowteinfluence, Mar 31, 2009
    i would be a cop that smokes with other cops.
     
  11. #11 SainT, Mar 31, 2009
    I'm planning on becoming a state trooper.
     
  12. #12 SWED, Mar 31, 2009
    I would be a marijuana sales man :hello::smoking:
     
  13. #13 hOoLiGaN xD, Mar 31, 2009
    I'd be a detective if I knew there was no random drug screening.
     
  14. #14 LiquidInsanity, Mar 31, 2009
    Im too nice to be a cop. But if it was legal I would have more cop friends I guess!
     
  15. #15 COOOL, Mar 31, 2009
    Hell i would be a cop right now i dont give a shit. I personally know a cop who wants in on my operation. Our agreement was that he will tell me if im being investigated as long as he gets some cash each year. I told him sounds good, but it wont be much because i grew up right near him and my parents know his parents grow it too. Hes mad cool hes let me and my fellas off so many tickets. If i was a cop i would be the same way as this dude.
     
  16. #16 potlover83, Mar 31, 2009
    I would be selling variety of weed at a shop..sort of like a bar where u get your drinks ...POT BAR lol
     
  17. #17 Bong, Mar 31, 2009
    If the cannabis plant was legal i would smoke all day everyday and i would definitally but the biggest collection of pipes bongs bubblers gas masks anything you could possibly iimagine i would try to buy it lol
     
  18. #18 Buddha89, Apr 1, 2009
    If weed was legal, I would smoke either in front of a police station or right outside a criminal court house. And if I were near the DEA headquarters, I would also smoke right outside their main entrance to the building. Haha, this would be what I would do, and video tape that shit and post it online as well. Just imagining this shit right now makes me laugh.
     
  19. #19 fakesalt, Apr 1, 2009
    i would run around saying
    "im smokin weed and youre not bitches!"
    then people that were smoking would come out of their houses with joints, pipes, bongs, whatever, then i would lead a parade through town.
    hell yes.
     
  20. #20 Mephysto, Apr 1, 2009
    Last edited: Apr 1, 2009

    *sniff* sniff*

    I smell pussy.
     
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