First off, id like to address any vampires that might be reading this; i in no way, shape, or form intend to offend you or your family, or your kind i only intend to inform the general public about the consequences of letting vampires smoke weed. thank you for your understanding. i will start off by explaining to you what will happen if a or multiple vampires ingest marijuana. About 2-3 minutes after they smoke they will begin to get one of the most well known side effects of weed, THE MUNCHIES. and what to vampires eat? PEOPLE BLOOD. SO then they will eat a bunch of people blood, and all the peoples that they ate will turn into VAMPIRES. so now there are like twice as many vampires, and they all smoke weed, because i mean what else do you do when your a vampire? so then in like a month everyone will be a vampire and then there will be no more people! The vampires will be the dominant race on earth! and then because there are no more people there will be nothing for all the vampires to eat, so they will eat each other, and then earth will be made up entirely of cannibalistic vampire beings! So to conclude, we must, as a country, protect our marijuana! WE MUST WORK TOGETHER to PRESERVE OUR WEED AND TO MAKE SURE THAT NO VAMPIRES EVER INGEST WEED EVER! WE NEED OUR PEOPLE BLOOD! peace and pot
I'm a fucking vampire. Yes we're real. I found this little article here EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE. I am a Vampire. I know where you life, and i see where you sleep, and my fangs will penetrate your arteries untill your sustinance is mine...then i'm going to rape you, and you know what? Vampires Cum HIV infected blood...Thats how we neveer get aids, our kidneys filter out all bloodborne diseases and cum them out into our most inferior prey..you.
[quote name='"StraiT100"']I'm a fucking vampire. Yes we're real. I found this little article here EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE. I am a Vampire. I know where you life, and i see where you sleep, and my fangs will penetrate your arteries untill your sustinance is mine...then i'm going to rape you, and you know what? Vampires Cum HIV infected blood...Thats how we neveer get aids, our kidneys filter out all bloodborne diseases and cum them out into our most inferior prey..you.[/quote] Do you sparkle?
If Vampires existed then they would smoke a lot of weed. Simple. Also, you obviously didn't read the great novel Twilight you LOSER, they eat animals remember? Also, when people get eaten, they just die, they don't become vampires! The vampires just eat them whole, ya dingus. Gosh, some people don't know perfect American literature when they see it. I mean like really that book and movie changed my life, such interesting characters! Man I love blank expressions they just add so much to that movie. (Anybody who thought I was just completely serious needs psychiatric attention) (Don't question how I know so much about Twilight. I used to have a really shitty girlfriend...)
I bet this is one of the huge points the government has in the keep weed illegal or make it legal debates lol but just stab them in the heart and take all their weed