if ur dog can talk, what would you say to him/her?

Wanna puff bro?

 

I'd say STOP SHITTING ON THE LAWN!!

 

oh the things i would say to my devil spawn.

cody, why the FUCK are you so evil towards me?

if you don't stop biting my pants or my legs while im walking, i swear to god..

STOP EATING SHIT OFF THE GROUND!!! no wonder your shit is weird colours.

 

If a dog could talk, first thing I'd say would be, "Whassup, dawg?"

 

Well, I would tell him to stop barking whenever anybody (or anything) walks on the wooden floors upstairs. It's just tapping, you've been hearing it for three years. Deal with it, and stop waking me up at seven in the morning.

He would tell me to rub his wrinkles.