and could comprehend what youre saying. i'd say "look, not everyone is bad. as a matter of fact, some people are even good, so there is no need to bark at/bite every single person."
Yeah, I probably would have said: You know, just because someone is on the sidewalk or has a dog doesn't mean they want to take over your territory. In fact, it's actually ours, not yours. Besides that, you're great!
It's a good thing my dog didn't by the way, because I was in the habit of saying really mean things to her in a nice tone just because she would wag her tail and smile. Look, who's a stupid fat dog? Yes, you are smelly. Who's smelly?? Yes, you are, fatty.
no you cant eat that...this is why...no you cant do that...cuz youll get hurt....yes you need a bath...to get you clean and make the buggies stop biting your fat ass
I like this one the best I would tell my dog to chill down! I swear my dog can amuse himself in a sadistic way. He would be in the front near the sidewalk (there was a fence). He would pretend to be sleeping when a person walks by, as they were walking they would look at him and he would be 'sleeping', then he'd quickly get up and launch at the fence barking, sending the person over the grass onto the street
You mean your dog can't talk? If my dog could talk, I would tell him no secrets. I would give him the recipe to Bush's Beans, and have him kick that annoying dog out of the commercials, and be the new beaner dog.