Did you know there are between 200 and 500 million sperm released per ejaculation? It's really insane to think about... the chances of you being who are you are 1 in 500 million (times the number of times your father ejaculated in a lifetime, times the number of eggs in your mother's body at birth.)
I'm a testtube baby. I was hand selected as the best sperm. If my dad hadn't jerked off in a vile I wouldn't be able to smoke weed. If my mother hadn't gotten her uterus scraped I wouldn't be able to smoke weed. If science didn't exist I couldn't smoke weed! if...wait...i'm high and have 6 brothers so my dad never needed to whack it! And i'm not really a test-tube baby.