lol im high as hell right now and that shit was funny lol also think : out of all that load your dad shot out, you were the fastest sperm lol
lmao exactly!! the chances of being alive are like...........1 in infinite!!!!!!!! huh??? i blew ur mind talkind about ur dad blowin his load
think about this if YOUR dad busted a nut 1 time before you were born i wouldnt have had to read this thread.
Instead of fertilizng your mom's egg, the sperm you were made from would be chilling in a gym sock in the bottom of the hamper
\t\t \t\t \t\tif ur great great great great great (you get the idea) granddad masturbated 1 more time prior to the conception of his kids ...u wouldnt be able to smoke weed.
He probably did masturbate just one time prior to my birth. And I got really fuckin' lucky. This is one thing I like to think about a lot... The huge chance that we're actually like, alive.
Do you ever think about the incredible odds that out of 6 billion people, we were fortunate enough to be born in the U.S. and not some drought-ravaged village in the African wilderness? That blows my mind sometimes.
yes, mine too.. so i eat a snack and have a glass of clean drinking water to celebrate my good fortune