firing squad executed at point blank range to the base of the neck with a caliber no less than .45 ACP. I want it quick and painless.
I'd rather burn to death than drown. Because most people who burn to death actually die of asphyxiation from smoke inhalation far before they burn. Plus drowning is a fear of mine.
Heroin OD's are painless. You nod out, go unconscious, stop breathing then your heart stops beating. Then you wakeup like someone dumping icewater on you to a gasp of breathe and your pissed that they brought you out of such a peaceful feeling.
Take some acid and a lot of viagra, dress up like a patriotic alien in a air gliding suit, take rocket into orbit with a spaceship that is headed back to earth towards Washington D.C. with an ejection seat to deploy a mile above and within a half a mile radius of the White House so I can free fall with a raging alien boner jackin it and trippin balls before HOPEFULLY blowing my load a half a second before I land on the nations capital.
MDMA overdoses are not fun. Not fun at all, I speak from experience (unfortunately). It feels like what I would imagine heart attack feels like. Terrible pain in the chest, like your heart is going to explode. Definitely not the way I'd want to go. Since skydiving was some of the most fun I've ever had, I would probably just jump out of a plane without a parachute.
You sir, have obviously never heard of a 'Drug Fueled Sex Heart-Attack'. thats the way i want to go.. yeahh... DrugFueledSexHeartAttack.