I would look for people hot boxing their car at night park behind them go up to their window and be a complete dick tell them I smell weed and they can give it to me or they can wait 1h while I get a warrant and they go to jail. Once they give me their weed and pipe or papers I would take their license and registration go in the cop car pack them a bowl, go to the car put the piece in drivers hand and light him up Lol I'm high
Na make stoners happy by making there be 1 less legit cop ot there If I was a cop I would kill myself tho lol fail job no one likes you
then you've to ask yourself the question, would people like you whatever other job you had? what kind of people would/what would cause them to; would you want those kinds of people (varying degrees of people) "liking you" aka being up in your shit. OR is everyone "suited" for the "public"/"political(esque) lifestyle? god knows im not , and i know im not only one whom feels accordingly different strokes different folks obviously edit: since when is life about being "liked"?
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8vei3L0L8]YouTube - N.W.A. - Fuck Tha Police + Lyrics[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQKSQBJ58rY]YouTube - Fuck The Police - Pineapple Express[/ame]
Cops make a ridiculous amount of money. I wouldn't mind being one and helping out all my fellow stoners.
Everyone hates you* I'm to stoned to understand what you wrote, talk to me again on ... Monday :smokin: Lol peace I got to get up at 7am to wake and bake
At first I was like, "well, I'm going to pray to God that you never become a cop", then I was like that's a shit ton better than being arrested, getting jail time and a bad record. So then I decided not to comment...
Fuck that noise. If i were a cop I wouldn't harass weed tokers. I'd be busting doors down and putting some motherfuckers down!!!
[quote name='jethrot73']At first I was like, "well, I'm going to pray to God that you never become a cop", then I was like that's a shit ton better than being arrested, getting jail time and a bad record. So then I decided not to comment...[/QUOTE
Oh I just remembered. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjEKPlYErHo]YouTube - Jay and Silent Bob - Fuck the Police![/ame]
Not really man 50k at the most for most of them... Am I the only one who thinks they deserve a certain level of respect? I mean who shows up after you get robbed or if you need help, I sound stupid but its a thought
I've always wanted to get a police issue crown vic so I could scare the shit out of everybody at the local smoking spots, but that'd be a dick move. At least nobody would fuck with me while I'm driving though...