If I had a...

Discussion in 'General' started by wild0thing0, Aug 30, 2009.

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  1. #1 wild0thing0, Aug 30, 2009
    Lets play a game.
    To start off, one person says "If I had a ____, I would ______" then the next person says if I had to _______ [the blank is from the previous users "I would"]

    ex: first person: If I had a hole in my leg, I would put my spare change in it.
    second person: If i had to put my spare change in my leg I would have the spare change made out of cotton
    third person: If i had spare change made out of cotton, i would......


    And so on n so on.. it's fun once you get the hang of it.
    Let me begin:
    If I had a robot maid, I would make her grow weed inside her.
     
  2. #2 rubbs, Aug 30, 2009
    if I make her grow weed inside, Ill give her the best seeds...huh:confused:
     
  3. #3 Yorkiebar, Aug 30, 2009
    LOL WUT

    seriously, even if i wasn't stoned this would make no sense to me
     
  4. #4 Spacetruuper, Aug 30, 2009
    if i had a boring life i would make up strange things to do on forums.
    jk jk maybe you should re explain how this works?
     
  5. #5 Mr.Fox, Aug 30, 2009
    If i had to make strange things to do on forums, i would kill myself.

    Like that?
     
  6. #6 wild0thing0, Aug 30, 2009
    yes!

    if i had to kill myself i would get crushed by a piano!

    [the next person goes: "if i would get crushed by a piano, i would...."]

    :( i'm worried about this one hehe
     
  7. #7 Mr.Fox, Aug 30, 2009
    If i had to get crushed by a piano, i would be dead.
     
  8. #8 Yorkiebar, Aug 30, 2009
    If I had to be dead, I would overdose on many exciting substances
     
  9. #9 Sovereign Psyche, Aug 30, 2009
    If I had a million dollars, I would buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat; that's cruel.
     
  10. #10 Mr.Fox, Aug 30, 2009
    If a had to buy you a fur coat, i would make it from skinned hobos.
     
  11. #11 G-Sus, Aug 30, 2009
    If I had to make a coat out of skinned hobos I would go on a big manhunt.
     
  12. #12 wild0thing0, Aug 30, 2009
    if i had to go on a big manhunt i would take a slingshot and a piece of cheese with me
     
  13. #13 Spacetruuper, Aug 30, 2009
    if i had to take a slingshot and a piece of cheese with me i would wonder where im going with my slingshot and piece of cheese
     
  14. #14 Mr.Fox, Aug 30, 2009
    If a had wondered where i was going i would read through the previous posts to see.
     
  15. #15 Yorkiebar, Aug 30, 2009
    if i had to wonder where im going, i would realise i was going to sail the oceans of the world as a pirate
     
  16. #16 Sovereign Psyche, Aug 30, 2009
    if i had to read previous posts to see, than i would need a bumpy computer screen, cause im blind
     
  17. #17 Mr.Fox, Aug 30, 2009
    If i had to have a bumpy computer screen cause i was blind i would know how to read braille.
     
  18. #18 Sovereign Psyche, Aug 30, 2009
    if i knew how to read braille, i would sell my eyes to the devil
     
  19. #19 Yorkiebar, Aug 30, 2009
    if i knew how to read braile, i would do it all the time because it's AWESOME
     
  20. #20 Sovereign Psyche, Aug 30, 2009
    lame!

    haha, im an asshole damn
    oh well

    LAME!
     
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