If Grasscity WAS a REAL City!!!! Must Read!

Discussion in 'General' started by MarijuanaBudha, Apr 15, 2009.

  1. #1 MarijuanaBudha, Apr 15, 2009
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    In grass city there's the good the bad and the dumb.
    Recreational Use would have some middle class suburbia where everything is pretty chill and everyone smokes and weed is legal and certain neighborhoods.
    But don't go to The toking tools section of town there are bunch of glassheads there that only want to brag about their $300-$400 bongs with a percolator, inline ashcatcher, and such. This is mostly a shopping district with tons of headshops and Roor, Toro, US Tubes stores. You might get jumped by a bunch of glassheads if your seen with your janky china glass rubber grommet or weedstar bongs.
    The Stash Jar neighborhood of RU is where all the dankest of dank buds are at!! There are dispenserys that sell every strain imaginable. Everyone that sells the buds are fighting over who's buds are dank and who's are mids/swagg.
    Seasoned Stoners is a place where a the old stoners are said to congregate or anyone who feels the need to label themselves "Seasoned."
    Apprentice Tokers is where all the young teenagers and kids under 18 hangout, it's a breeding ground for myths, misinformation, and pointless conversation.

    Then There's the Chill Out Zone side of town.
    It is a very diverse area with lots of neighborhoods but some places you wouldn't won't to be caught dead in at midnight on the street.
    First there is downtown known as Pandora's Box while it can be a fun place, it can also be filled with junkies, hustlers, crack dealers, sketchy people, shady dealers who will rip you off fast. Be safe here, because all drugs are legal here which makes this area very dangerous especially at night, never travel alone and always make sure you know what your talking about or you could get jumped by several guys! They will beat you mercilessly and steal you drugs and money. Never buy from anyone you don't know, pack heat if your buying in bulk. But as long as you know what's going on around you you should be fine, but don't overdose on shit though! They supply here never runs out!
    General district is an area that is unlike another other place, anything or anyone that doesn't belong anywhere else comes here. It's a pretty average place, no crime. It's like the most "normal" place around.
    There are some other neighborhoods in Chill Out Zone but I don't know much about them. Just some artistic corner, sexual liberation, music, politics, science, nature, and spirituality and such. This place is home to many places of worship, coffee houses, art shops, porno stores and places where people congregate to talk about such subjects.

    Then the Marijuana Growing community where it is legal to grow weed but not legal to sell or smoke in public. This is where all the weed is grown that fuels the demand in the stash jar side of town. This community wreaks so much of pure marijuana that, you can smell it everywhere and when the wind blows in the right direction that beautiful smell can be smelled all over grasscity. You better not leave your plants outside or they will be pollinated within minutes. The energy consumption of this side of town it very very high. And fires are commonplace from indoor lighting. This is also where all the seedbanks are where you can find the best quality seeds all of which are feminized which only cost about a $1 a piece.
    Also where all the master breeders are at work making the new super breeds that produce more and more thc.
    Yep That's Grasscity! It's one of a kind. Oh yea and it's in California.
    Am I hella stoned or what? :smoking:
    EDIT: Also GC has become infamous lately for people arguing and bashing each other, and acting like they are the police. Threatening to call the Po-po every time you break the law, even though they break the laws of G
     
  2. i almost tripped!haha cool essay?whatever it is..
    although i havent really thought if all of these are true.

    still it was cool to read .haha
     
  3. Yea I don't know it just came to me in my state of sleep deprivation and wow...usually I would go to sleep and forget about this whole idea, discard it as a "stoner thought" but this is one of my better ones. Glad you enjoyed it! Read while high for best results! :hello::D:)
     
  4. Hahah how cool. I like.
     
  5. You know where you are.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYRC4H64EFk&feature=related]YouTube - Guns N' Roses - Welcome To The Jungle[/ame]

    That was fun to read man :D
     
  6. Your in the jungle baby!
    Wow. I'm glad someone is enjoying my threads again I have been pissing off a lot of people and arguing for hours in Pandora's Box. Hence why I kinda dogged PB a little. But General seems a LOT more chill and laid back.
     
  7. You really do not need to keep bumping this thread. It's annoying and entirely unnecessary.
     
  8. Interesting....That would be an awesome place to live if I had a lot of money to spend lol.
     
  9. #10 jaybleezy, Apr 15, 2009
    Last edited: Apr 15, 2009
    EDIT: im trippin... no clue what im talking about...



    anyway, ive had thoguth similar to this before, just no motivation to type it out lol
     
  10. "Apprentice Tokers is where all the young teenagers and kids under 18 hangout, it's a breeding ground for myths, misinformation, and pointless conversation. "

    Sad truth
    Best Line I read all day!!!!!! + rep!!!!!!!
     
  11. there's a thread exactly liek this already

    please use search button
     
  12. Nope, no sir there is no thread the same as this anywhere. I'm never going to use the search button every time I have an idea, sorry. You don't have to read it.
     
  13. this is interesting. i would be that weird creepy drag queen on general street thats looking for a cheap thrill
     
  14. You forgot to mention the big, sunny grass field with orange trees and wild sunflowers, where I sit and trip on acid all day. :hippie:
     
  15. agreed.

    also agreed.
    Search really doesn't work. Unless you tag your posts. Other than that yeah, i find searching these boards somewhat annoying. :wave:
     
  16. Those other threads are not the same. His tells more of a story where as those are more ideas posted by other people. I mean if you were all that serious about there being duplicate threads there wouldnt be so many "are you high now" polls or "quote thread". Just chill out. It was a cool story which I enjoyed.
     
  17. WOW! This is identical to my thread?

    Are you slow?
     
  18. Trying to discredit me by quoting 1 post out of a 9 page thread is not gonna work buddy.

    This thread belongs as a post in that thread.
     

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