Which one would it be? I'm saying the character played by Whoopi Goldberg (the bartender). She hangs around in the darkest part of the vessel and dresses ridiculously. Also she says she's 500 years old and has had 23 husbands, what the fuck? She must be high. Although Jordi Laforge would be a likely candidate too. He probably smokes out with all those hot girls in engineering. What a pimp!