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I would Just Like To Thank my Penis

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Jaysir, Nov 18, 2014.

  1. for blocking my phone from falling into the toilet while I'm currently on the John.  now I understand why so many females drop their phones in the toilet.  Amazing.

     
  2. Oh....my....god....... :bolt:
     
  3. why do you mess with a phone while using the toilet? its inconvenient. its gross. its dangerous based on your story.
     
    and the bathroom is where i go for my quiet. whether its just a quick moment of urination, or some meditation while pooping. and that time in the bathroom is also the only time i can read my Car&Driver and Automobile magazines.
     
  4. #4 s A t I v A, Nov 18, 2014
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    wrong turn
     
  5. Its all about browsing grasscity while relaxing on the can.
     
  6.  
    How is it any grosser than reading a magazine? Especially if those magazines have been sitting in the bathroom for some time and have collection way more poop particles than your phone ever could?
     
  7. Unless he is wiping his arse with a phone i don't see how you can get shit on it.

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  8. I thought this thread was going to be about thanking your penis for being there when you're horny. Thank you penis !!
     
  9. #9 Jay-T, Nov 18, 2014
    Last edited: Nov 18, 2014
    Brings a new meaning to cock block
     
  10. HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
    pingpangpow
     
  11. BAZING 
     
  12. I can't poop unless I have my iphone, ipad or laptop


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  13.  
    That's exactly the response I'd expect from The Dude. Well played.
     
    Poop time is muse time. That's how it should be.
     
  14. #14 Cawdswallup, Nov 19, 2014
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    If there was an app for that...

    I'd still use newspaper.
     
  15. Do you still live in Calgary?
     
  16. #16 El Duderino, Nov 19, 2014
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    guess im cancelling my subscription...
     
  17. Nope sir, moved back to BC

    cowtown is wayyy to cold for my pretty boy body


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  18. :lol:
     
  19. I can't understand people who bring their phones or laptops or even a magazine into the bathroom with them, I just find it disgusting.
     
  20. I have a book i read. Its not disgusting. I put the book down wipe my arse,wash my hands then leave.

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