I would die of thirst,,,,,before i took a drink out of this straw {pics}

That's an interesting philosophy you're got there. Well, nobody cool is looking currently i promise.

Wanna gimme a bj? What, it's just skin and muscle and other stuff.

 

you sure nobody cool is looking?

 

LOL holy shit it does!

 

I got no idea.

but yea, awkward indeed. the point being obvious i hope lol. <3

 

Chicken has openly admitted that he is a redneck, you guise.

 

Are you implying sxesadie is some sort of fraud?

 

any adult novelty shop pretty much...i had lipstick like that

most online adult stores have a ton of novelty products...pretty sure ive evn seen boob/pussy candies...
ima go look now

 

I couldn't have said it better myself.

 

haha my friend bought a pack of those very straws the other night!
they have a disturbing amout of detail...you can feel the veins nd everything

 

that's pretty fuckin gross lol... ugh...

i hope you're a chick lol.

 

literally.

 

rofllllllllllllllololllolooolllol

omg you did that perfectly. mucho props.

 

omfg i found that same penis straw many years ago......i was about 12 and it was my birthday and i had about like 6 friends over and i went up to my mom and put it right up to her mouth because it was her straw .....i still feel like an asshole about it...lol

 

you win this thread

 

:takes a bow:

thank you, thank you

 

YO emag, whats good? What have you been up to? Still shreddin on Alto?

 

Don't tell me you can shred on a sax

It's bad enough on a guitar