I witnessed cannibalism with my very own eyes.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by PinkGoo, Apr 29, 2008.

  1. #1 PinkGoo, Apr 29, 2008
    Oh yes. How sweet it was!

    As I walked my dogs last night, I passed a dead armadillo in the road. It was quite lovely, with gorgeous guts spilled out all over the asphalt and a amazing aroma wafting from the carcass.

    On my way back, I passed again... and this time, there was a live armadillo standing over the corpse - chowing down.

    YES, LET ME DEVOUR THE BODY OF MY DEAD BREATHREN!
    HELL FUCKING TO THE YEAH!
     
  2. #2 emagdnim13, Apr 29, 2008
    sweet story, i wish i saw armadillos where i live.
     
  3. #3 puffpuffpass714, Apr 30, 2008
    werd me too^^
     
  4. #4 Sgnl>04, Apr 30, 2008
    Holy shit, the same thing happened to me yesterday... but instead if armadillos, they were unicorns :smoking:
     
  5. #5 blaazedd, Apr 30, 2008
    aw thats so cute... widdle armadillers feasting upon another...awww
     
  6. #6 jcp63, Apr 30, 2008
    Cannadillo Chow....Thats what I wanna name my metal band...

    If I had a metal band to begin with.
     
  7. #7 scoobydooby67, Apr 30, 2008
    armadiller = possum on da half shell
     
  8. #8 panda123, Apr 30, 2008
    hahaha that is awsome
     
  9. #9 bigred420, Apr 30, 2008
    man you are one classy chick

    I witnessed a dog shake a cat tell its fur ripped off, the dog then left it there to die, the cat lived for over a week too. It was some sick shit.
     
  10. #10 theshrizzz, Apr 30, 2008
    ummm..what? you watched a cat for a week?
     
  11. #11 Buzzwell420, Apr 30, 2008
    damn you got my hopes up
     
  12. #12 eyeg0tgr33ns, Apr 30, 2008
    Speechless.
     
  13. #13 Pink Oddity, Apr 30, 2008
    When armadillos cross the street, and a car goes over then, then hide in their little shell, but the sound of the car scares them and they startled and jump and get killed.


    I've seen my fill of cannibalism in the Walmart fish tanks.
     
  14. #14 lipsofdeceit, May 1, 2008
    Sweet indeed. reading this made me hungry... i think imma go heat me up some baby soup.
     

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