I wish i had a big dick

Discussion in 'General' started by Cheating Death, May 27, 2010.

  1. because my mom always gets mad when i pee and miss the toilet:(
     
  2. Maybe you should sit down when you piss, like the ladies do.
     
  3. Im with you :(
     
  4. I love having a big dick

    :love:
     
  5. i'll give you some of mine
     
  6. Ill give you all of mine.. to the BALLS!
     
  7. I can give you a bit of mine too :rolleyes:
     
  8. Omg my thank you all!!

    It will make my mom proud:)
     
  9. Just the tip
     
  10. Awww... Dont feel bad, man.

    Anyone can have a big dick on the internet.
     
  11. burrrnn
     
  12. i'll share but you can only have half.
    i mean its an extra inch and a half cant really bitch you know?:p
     
  13. The sad thing is, my wish for a billion dollars is more likely to happen than your wish.
     
  14. I'm 6'3 ish, so it's big enough to be above average, but not too big.

    I'm happy with my size.
     
  15. keep a cup next to the toilet. piss in the cup, pour the cup in the toilet.........
     
  16. I wish I had two dicks.
     
  17. maybe u should do more penis exercises
     
  18. I wish my dick had a dick
     

  19. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zomOYQHzg40]YouTube - Tenacious D the cock push-up[/ame]
     
  20. I can't afford to share.
     

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