" I wish I could draw"

This story is kinda funny, I dunno, Im stoned right now and thought what happened last night was funny.

So I end up going to my usual buddies house, their drinkin, of course, (im not a huge drinker) They got the beer pong goin along with some really dank ass beer (New Belgium skinny dip, fat tire, 1554 and sunshine) I got in on a game, took a shot of jager and called it good on the drinkin. Well, if some of you didnt know, Ive been tattoing since I was 16, for the past four years, and well, when your in that line of work EVERYBODY and their brother wants a tattoo and at parties you hear about it ALL THE TIME! Well, I decide to head inside from the garage beer pong and toke a bowl, and my friend bailey and her friend sam decide to come join me. Inside its another tattoo talk, about what everyone wanted and how I should draw their tattoo's for them. I found an envelope and pen on the coffe table, and started drawing what that girl sam was telling me, some wierd ass skull with flowers and this and that. After I was done with that she wanted me to draw on her leg, and with a hot chick like that, I couldnt refuse. So I get down drawin a traditional style koi fish with some waves, and she is totally amazed with the drawing, and wants me to draw the wierd skull and flowers on her side. By that time bailey had gone back out for some beer pong, so it was me and sam alone in the living room, with her shirt up, bra unstrapped, in my lap with her arm around me. By that time the game of beer pong in the garage had finished and my buddie and a few people came inside, only to see me drawing on this girls side, tit hanging out right in my face, and my drunk ass buddy Brian says " Fuck man, I wish I could draw"

Needless to say I wasnt plannin spending the night there.... but I did