Ok, here it goes. You will find this funny, I certainly did. I was up late last night chatting with a mate of mine getting really baked. We were randomly chatting about life and stuff thats been happening. (My friend still lives with his parents) He was getting pretty high and started telling me how he was really embarassed by his parents. I told him that most people are embarassed and then he told me the belly button story. He told me how at easter he had the whole family around granparents. uncles, aunts etc They are all sitting around in the garden chatting and stuff when his mum comes over and starts shouting "Im going to eat your belly button" and grabbing at his shirt and trying to eat his belly button, getting her tongue in there and stuff. Apparently everybody was staring like WTF while she pretty much had her face in his southern region. Here is the really weird part. He told me that he got aroused by her head being where it was and had to run to his bedroom so that nobody could see his boner. Getting aroused by his own mum rofl. If you are reading this Sam, don't trust me with secrets lol
Whose mom would go up to their 20 year old son and say shit like that. Especially at a family get-together? Does that kid look like this? [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysqh1uzqGrc]YouTube - Chubby cuppy cake boy[/ame]