I went to Amsterdam.

Hi guys and girls, I got back from Amsterdam last night after 4 stoned days and 3 fun packed nights. I had a great time sitting in cafes with the police right outside watching me roll and smoke many joints. I had no paranoia or wierdness apart from what to ask for in the first cafe, do i buy a gram or an 8th(as i would in the UK) or a J or a coffee and a J. I smoked some really sweet weed, i think i started with NYC Diesel then Super Skunk, Jack Herer, Thai(my favourite of the trip), Cambodian Haze and finally some Nepolese Hash (i liked this too and bought a pipe to smoke this stuff, also i bought a j of this stuff back too which i smoked as soon as i got back)


Our stash after one night.

The red light district is everything i thought it would be, nice tits an ass everywhere with the exception of a few mingers. I spent two nights staring at the girls in the windows, i even went to two clubs which i wont say much more about but i had loads of fun. The only problem i had when in the red light district was speaking to the girls when stoned and having no money to pay for services(its dear).lol.

I must warn everyone of the many hustlers/dealers selling coke, pills, speed and viagra. They are everywhere and shameless in how or who they sell too and imo ruined what was a perfect disrict, mood and atmosphere.

The crack heads on the other hand are the funniest/wierdest bunch to watch and are great for comical stoned moments. You'll know who they are when you see em. Many dance to no music or sing a broken beat an try dancing, others argue with bins, chairs or walls and the few that are a bit more upmarket delve into bins for old papers to sell on and a bit of grub(cold pizza anyone) and make this huge spectical of jumping into the bins.

My group had decided a cheap holiday was in order so we all went with tents and a name of a campsite but no booking and no directions to site. I think a swiss group of campers who were organized and knew the way took us with them to the apparently legendry Zeeburg Campsite. It wasnt big, flash, legendry looking at all. It was great though, had everything i needed, a shop, bakery, pub, restaurant, proper toilets and showers, great scenery and fantasic atmosphere on the campsite. Everyone was there to get stoned or have a great time so meeting friends was really easy and chilling with different nationalities was interesting. The stoned silence was easy to understand...

Well ive told you briefly nearly everything i did, obviously i cant tell you about being a dick head or eating bananas from somewhere sweet or the masages. Ill tell you all another time maybe. Take care y'all, im off to bed. Spud

 

I wont say exactly how but a small bit of hash is bout the same size as some tablets.

 

Hi again people, Sky Dog- I know i said i liked the hash out there but jeez that would be a hell of alot of hash. They are actually hash cakes and dam good ones too. Im no Howard Marks (smuggler/grower/hustler/pimp/dealer/genius from Wales) legend yet but i am getting that way.lol.

Edit: You'll love it in A'dam when you go mate, go soon, before summer next year. They are thinking of getting gay bout the rules of who can buy weed.

 

I think they will only sell to dutch nationals, they all have national ID cards that they will only accept to buy weed over there. Its a rumour that i heard a while back and have read they are thinking about it a little more seriously now. Dunno why they are getting gay about it, i doubt they will do anything because of they money they make from tourism is immense.


Herbman420: They rarely sell 8ths as we know they normally do pure spliffs for around 6 euros, i think i read somewhere they are 0.4g. A 1g bag ranged from 7-13 euros depending on quality of weed(it was all good). I didnt really have a look at other weights as i never bought that much, but i do remember seeing 13-19 euros for 2g's or 2.5g's. All the cafes had prices for 5g's but you never really need that much, plus its a bit too much too carry. The poilce think an 8th is enough to carry for persi, any more and your an illegal dealer!BIG TROUBLE.

Thanks to someone for giving me a karma blob too, aint had one in a while. Still dont know what they mean.

See ya soon ppl.


Oh yeah i loved it that much, ive applied for a remortgage on my house and have found myself work out there. IM MOVING TO AMSTERDAM!!!!


C ya soon. Spud

 

Are you Russian or stoned? Cause that would explain the question a little, i cut my hash and rolled into the size of a tablet if thats what you meant.

I dont condone smuggling anything across, its really not worth the hassle/paranoia but it is a rush.


SPUD

 

Swallow my smuggled hash! Dont be silly! As soon as i got home i wrapped a nice phat one for me and my house mate to chill with, honestly the hash was that good i got that stoned i lost the last nugget of it. So unhappy....

Hey LongIslandBlunt. Yeah the Banana Bar was one of the places i visited, everyone knows of that place and has tasted or seen its banana antics. I was the selected one to eat the banana and be the dick head if you know what i mean!!! I must say Dam is a really nice place but i couldnt live in Dam Central, im a country boy so i would live on the outskirts of town away from the touristy bits. I would still go to the Banana Bar very often and visit the window shops at least once a month, they were all fit apart from the blue lit ones.

Anyone else heard of or been too the Banana Bar?


Spud

 

I get ya now ya sneeky russian, i didnt swallow, stuff up my ass, get a girl to stick it in her love pouch or purse all of which are grim or extremly dumb. May i suggest rolling the hash to the size of a tablet and putting it in tablet vile mixed with proper tablets, i only suggest trying small amounts unless your a truck driver??? only ideas!!!!

Im of European Origin not USA too, whats USA customs like incoming and outgoing?