I was eye raped?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by FatGrow, Aug 20, 2013.

  1. #1 FatGrow, Aug 20, 2013
    so one of my dads childhood friends was fixing a outlet and I said whatsup to him he put his hand out to shake my hand, I shook his hand and the next thing I know he holds my hand and gazes into my eyes, I hand to turn away it was the creepiest shit thing ever and he just went back to fixing the outlet giggling.
     
    I thought when you go sober trippy stuff is supposed to stop happening, but I guess not.

     
  2. #2 El fumar diablo, Aug 20, 2013
    Really?
     
    I got butt raped once but I guess thats nothing compared to your creepy eye rape...frickin juggalos
     
  3. #3 STRANGE, Aug 20, 2013
    thanks for sharing.
     
  4. #4 Weedity, Aug 20, 2013
    Lovely. 
     
  5. #5 junior_toker, Aug 20, 2013
    He's just fucking with you haha
     
  6. #6 Kush cookies, Aug 20, 2013
    Eye raped? Skull fucked!
     
  7. #7 FatGrow, Aug 20, 2013
    damn, foreals?
     
  8. #8 MacTonite, Aug 20, 2013
    Thats when you squeeze his hand and narrow your eyes. A Highlander type swordfight ensues, and at the end, only one will remain.
     
  9. #9 BabyEyesStoner, Aug 21, 2013
    That's when you grab his cock and MOAN REALLY LOUDLY IN HIS EAR
     
  10. #10 Carne Seca, Aug 21, 2013
    He was probably checking to see if you were stoned. 
     
  11. #11 Pepe Silvia, Aug 21, 2013
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    i cant fap to this  :mad:
     
  12. #12 FatGrow, Aug 27, 2013
    how?
     
  13. #13 Majestic Raven, Aug 27, 2013
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    He probably wants to have your babies. I think that's possible now.
     

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