I want to join the Illuminati...

Discussion in 'General' started by Dillinger, Oct 25, 2011.

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  1. #1 Dillinger, Oct 25, 2011
    ...but I'm not sure who to talk to

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    Can someone point me in the right direction?
     
  2. #2 mrgoodsmoke, Oct 25, 2011
    Ask Mitt Romney, or Rick Perry.
     
  3. #3 Misc, Oct 25, 2011
    i'd tell you but i'd have to kill you
     
  4. #4 Continuum, Oct 25, 2011
    Your status as a real, actual person disqualifies you.
     
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  5. #5 Mr Unknown, Oct 25, 2011
    To this very man, man. :cool:
     
  6. #6 Dillinger, Oct 25, 2011

    Just PM it to me man
    I won't tell anyone ;)
     
  7. #7 The Third Eye, Oct 25, 2011
    first rule of fight club
     
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  8. #8 OtherWorldlyGuy, Oct 25, 2011
    I heard you burn in hell if you are apart of this?
     
  9. #9 RongBip, Oct 25, 2011
    Right over here my friend.

    Just sign this X

    and this one..

    and that one...

    And then send how ever much money you want to this paypal account. The more, the better. Paypal
     
  10. #10 steezyDAT, Oct 25, 2011
    if you seen "Jennifer's Body" you must sacrifice a virgin.
     
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  11. #11 BlueGumyEarBuds, Oct 25, 2011
    I'd like to actually see some factual evidence related to the Illuminati and not just those guys from the history channel who go "ALIENS" all the time.
     
  12. #12 tibblebibble, Oct 25, 2011
    .....I may be of assistance.
     
  13. #13 Dillinger, Oct 25, 2011

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  14. #14 Flyin'High', Oct 25, 2011
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  15. #15 RongBip, Oct 25, 2011
    This needs to go in the Create a Conspiracy thread..... but


    Aliens are the Illuminati!
     
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  16. #16 Flyin'High', Oct 25, 2011
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3far9oHZOsI]Rubber Johnny - YouTube[/ame]
     
  17. #17 dudeimoncoke, Oct 25, 2011
    What if you were actually allowed to join but you'd have to rape and murder your mother as an initiation? Would you still do it?
     
  18. #18 Dillinger, Oct 25, 2011

    WWKD

    What Would Kanye Do :confused_2:
     
  19. #19 maxrule, Oct 25, 2011
    You'll have to talk to the boss. :bongin:
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  20. #20 livelaughlearn, Oct 25, 2011
    im pretty sure you cant ask to join, they ask you.
     
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