I Want To Be a Stripper

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Smokey_McPott, Jan 23, 2008.

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  1. #1 Smokey_McPott, Jan 23, 2008
    Well the title kinda says it. I just need to learn how to dance, theres a pole dancing studio thats downtown it's only 10 smackaroo's a lesson so yeah I think I may do this.

    I would dance in both male and female clubs, obviously to get more money. Theres rules though you can't touch a stripper. So no guys can touch only ladies no offense.

    What do you guys/girls think ?

    marc and I.jpg

    sexy me.jpg
     
  2. #2 Calismoker14, Jan 23, 2008
    Since you asked my opinion I'm gonna give you it...I think it's fucking disgusting to be honest with you.
     
  3. #3 RavenousDank, Jan 23, 2008
    its cool dude...make your money..btw thats a cool job...I mean all you do is dance in front of people giving you money to dance more...what the hell!?
     
  4. #4 ~NOTORiiOUS~, Jan 23, 2008
    yea.. just pop some thizz before going to work. :D

    Edit: Fuck the lessons.
     
  5. #5 Calismoker14, Jan 23, 2008
    Idk man dancing in front of a bunch of guys that are probably gonna go home and jerk off while they think about my cock and suckin on it and shit..that just kinda makes me wanna puke. I mean I'm not a homophobic but I still think thats kinda gross...
     
  6. #6 ric0chet06, Jan 23, 2008
    cough cough cough
     
  7. #7 TokingToker, Jan 23, 2008
    Might have to take out your piercings, and I'm not sure on the tattoo deal.

    Have fun....
     
  8. #8 Smelly, Jan 23, 2008
    Go for it. Make that money while you are still young and in good shape.
     
  9. #9 crackrocksteady, Jan 23, 2008

    While I try to avoid saying shit like this..yes, you ARE homophobic.
     
  10. #10 LucySD420, Jan 23, 2008

    i dont think he was being homophobic at all he is just saying that he wouldnt want older men to think of him in that way.
     
  11. #11 Smokey_McPott, Jan 23, 2008
    well either way I would like to do it. I would make a good amount of money i think plus I am pretty good looking, I think anyway. So yeah I don't know. I think I may go to the strip club on th weekend and see whats up.
     
  12. #12 Jambi828, Jan 23, 2008
    Is that you with Mark Emery?
     
  13. #13 bigzach88, Jan 23, 2008
    i am not gay and dont judge guys from from female strip clubs i been too mad face piercings and tattoos are not gonna fly and your kinda scrawny most male strippers are bulked the fuck up and gay but w/e maybe they are dif strip clubs in cananda i never been to one out there
     
  14. #14 BubbleFunker, Jan 23, 2008
    Yeah, ya need some tanning. But that's just my opinion.
    And hell, if guys and chiks fantasize about you when they see ya. . .that's merely more validation, eh? LOL and more money.
    It's a job, it's easy, do it while you can.
     
  15. #15 RavenousDank, Jan 23, 2008
    oh shit yeah..didn't think about that..yeah that would be weird
     
  16. #16 Invictis, Jan 23, 2008
    ya it is, I remember when he posted the pic a while ago, that's fucking awesome.
     
  17. #17 B1azed, Jan 23, 2008
    To me if a guy strips in front of other guys that makes him gay. I mean dude your basically giving gay guys boners for a living. I ain't got nothing wrong with gay people but still stripping for guys makes you gay.
     
  18. #18 ThePhantom, Jan 23, 2008
    Being a stripper... that's kind of weird, especially dancing in men's clubs as well. If you smoke some weed before it'd probably be fun though!
     
  19. #19 eyec0n, Jan 23, 2008
    so when the 50 year old pervert slaps you on the ass and puts a $20 in your thong, it wont degrade you inside just a little bit? WHAT IF THEY WANNA GO VIP?!!!! ewwwwww remember your pride!
     
  20. #20 LucySD420, Jan 23, 2008
    i say do what you want, its your life! in my oppion you are good looking, so go for it!
     
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