pardon my language, but i'm sick of pussy bongs. i think i'm gonna have to make my own, its gonna be 5ft tall, 4" diameter, have a bowl the size of your fist, and you have to light it with a freaking blow torch.
I broke my zong man, I was looking at the GC shop, getting drunk out of sadness because I have noe money and no credit card to use even if I did. Fml. My spoon is an expensive, high class one of a kind Red X, but I wan't something with WATER. I sold my pipe collection after i got fired, had to buy weed somehow. Went from 7 to 1. Oh, I spent 4 bucks on a ciggerette lookin' one hitter, it actually makes me pretty happy... Edit- That gas-mask bong is so hard fucking core yo my eyes are bleeding.