I wanna hear some funny/insane stoner stories....

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  1. #21 Led Zepp, Oct 9, 2011
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    Hahah oh so many.

    This is gonna be a long and creepy story.

    One time me and a car-load of my buddies went to a known haunted spot. Let me get you into the story.

    It is November in Canada at approximately 12:35 AM. It is cold this time of year in canada, and it is dark, very dark ;) We all meet up, 1 girl and 4 guys all piled into a SUV, and start heading to the spot, known as Buck Hill.

    It is a 45 minute drive from where I live, so on the way we ofcourse pass around a few joints and the bong. When we finally reach the turn to proceed onto the actually hill. It is a long 5 minute drive on a very Swervy and ascending/descending pattern, we are completely surrounded by black, but it is a full moon tonight so all the trees are illuminated as far as the eye can see. It is eerie, quiet and creepy.

    We finally reach the spot, it is the Highest peak on the Highest hill. Nothing out of the usual, but a carload of 6 other people were already at the peak, waiting.. We turn the car to face the direction from which we had just come. Now I will explain the story behind the haunting and the technique..

    The story is sent in the dead of winter about 100 years ago, in a blizzard. A little girl lived with her dad and her dog, in a house far apart from the others.. The dad had not come home that night, and the daughter had become weary, she waited by the front door while the blizzard raged on outside. As the girl gazed out the door into the abyss, she thought she saw something, her father.. She opened the door and her dog had bolted straight into the storm, the little girl followed. Several hours later the storm calms and the father was able to return home to the door wide open and an empty house. He ran outside and heard an eerie cry from the distance "Daddy daddy daddy, help me!" in his daughters weak voice coming from the distance. She was never seen again, and after years of searching the woods late at night he committed suicided..

    Now back to current time, November, Canada.

    We are all sitting in the car, with another car of people side by side of us. We pass around a quite yummy hash joint, eagerly awaiting 2:00AM.

    The time finally comes, The girl(only works with virgins) with us hesitantly shrieks "Daddy! Daddy! Daddddy! Help me!" We blink the headlights on and off 3 times.

    We all stare into the distance, and start to see a very small and distant 'green glow' at what seems to be the bottom of the hill.. The light moves closer and closer.. it takes several minutes but as it drew closer, its movements became clearer and clearer.. It shook from side to side as if being a lantern - carried by a person.... It's movements became more and more aggresive and unpredictable as it drew closer and closer. Most members in the car at this point are flipping shit. Screaming, flailing and spilling bong water, at this point all I remember clearly is everyone yelling at the driver to put it in drive and haul fucking ass out of there.. At this point the light is only about 4 meters away and I honestly cant even fucking explain it.. It was very bright and very violent in motion, nothing I say can even come close to its possible identity... Anyways, the car fires into drive(the driver afterwards said that he didnt even start the car.. it just happened), and flips on the headlights and rip down the hill with the other car tailing us. We blew out of there, everyone was tripping and staring out the windows in silence.

    Very fucking sketchy.. The whole ride home not many words were spoken, although a few joints were passed around in silence.. On the way home, We stopped where we met earlier and parted ways, I jumped in the back passenger seat with 2 buddies in the front. As we are driving home down dark backroads, I was chatting with my buddy in the passenger seat, and while I'm doing this, the driver, looks down at his phone to check a text.. The FUCKING MOMENT he looked down, our car SIDESWIPED a mysterious black figure!! As we were passing it.. I had a full complete view of the figure.. and so did the passenger.. It was tall, slender, black robe, with hood, raggety clothes, and best of all A head, white flesh, but no face.. The fucking instant we passed the mysterious figure, the driver looked up at the last moment to see me and my buddy looking forward with faces like we just saw a ghost.. Keep in mind this happened over a matter of seconds.. Before we had time to say anything about what just happened to the driver, he laughed and said "Chris(the driver at buck hill) just texted me and said that they almost hit a guy in black clothes on the highway and his girlfriend is tripping out over what she saw". Me and the passenger look at eachother and basically say "Holy Shit..

    I have never spoken about this with anyone expect the passenger of the car, Chris and his Girlfriend. His woman later told me what she saw was a guy in a black cloak or robe, with no facial features........ and Where they had almost hit it, was on the other side of town, about 12 minute drive away.. What thee fuck..

    It really brought shivers to my spine to recollect all these thoughts and I probably wont sleep easy tonight but fuck it.. I hope someone had the time to read my story, and I hope you enjoyed it..

    also TL;DR

    Some crazy shit went down that was life changing for me.

    Cheers, :bongin:
     
  2. [quote name='"Led Zepp"']Hahah oh so many.

    This is gonna be a long and creepy story.

    One time me and a car-load of my buddies went to a known haunted spot. Let me get you into the story.

    It is November in Canada at approximately 12:35 AM. It is cold this time of year in canada, and it is dark, very dark ;) We all meet up, 1 girl and 4 guys all piled into a SUV, and start heading to the spot, known as Buck Hill.

    It is a 45 minute drive from where I live, so on the way we ofcourse pass around a few joints and the bong. When we finally reach the turn to proceed onto the actually hill. It is a long 5 minute drive on a very Swervy and ascending/descending pattern, we are completely surrounded by black, but it is a full moon tonight so all the trees are illuminated as far as the eye can see. It is eerie, quiet and creepy.

    We finally reach the spot, it is the Highest peak on the Highest hill. Nothing out of the usual, but a carload of 6 other people were already at the peak, waiting.. We turn the car to face the direction from which we had just come. Now I will explain the story behind the haunting and the technique..

    The story is sent in the dead of winter about 100 years ago, in a blizzard. A little girl lived with her dad and her dog, in a house far apart from the others.. The dad had not come home that night, and the daughter had become weary, she waited by the front door while the blizzard raged on outside. As the girl gazed out the door into the abyss, she thought she saw something, her father.. She opened the door and her dog had bolted straight into the storm, the little girl followed. Several hours later the storm calms and the father was able to return home to the door wide open and an empty house. He ran outside and heard an eerie cry from the distance "Daddy daddy daddy, help me!" in his daughters weak voice coming from the distance. She was never seen again, and after years of searching the woods late at night he committed suicided..

    Now back to current time, November, Canada.

    We are all sitting in the car, with another car of people side by side of us. We pass around a quite yummy hash joint, eagerly awaiting 2:00AM.

    The time finally comes, The girl(only works with virgins) with us hesitantly shrieks "Daddy! Daddy! Daddddy! Help me!" We blink the headlights on and off 3 times.

    We all stare into the distance, and start to see a very small and distant 'green glow' at what seems to be the bottom of the hill.. The light moves closer and closer.. it takes several minutes but as it drew closer, its movements became clearer and clearer.. It shook from side to side as if being a lantern - carried by a person.... It's movements became more and more aggresive and unpredictable as it drew closer and closer. Most members in the car at this point are flipping shit. Screaming, flailing and spilling bong water, at this point all I remember clearly is everyone yelling at the driver to put it in drive and haul fucking ass out of there.. At this point the light is only about 4 meters away and I honestly cant even fucking explain it.. It was very bright and very violent in motion, nothing I say can even come close to its possible identity... Anyways, the car fires into drive(the driver afterwards said that he didnt even start the car.. it just happened), and flips on the headlights and rip down the hill with the other car tailing us. We blew out of there, everyone was tripping and staring out the windows in silence.

    Very fucking sketchy.. The whole ride home not many words were spoken, although a few joints were passed around in silence.. On the way home, We stopped where we met earlier and parted ways, I jumped in the back passenger seat with 2 buddies in the front. As we are driving home down dark backroads, I was chatting with my buddy in the passenger seat, and while I'm doing this, the driver, looks down at his phone to check a text.. The FUCKING MOMENT he looked down, our car SIDESWIPED a mysterious black figure!! As we were passing it.. I had a full complete view of the figure.. and so did the passenger.. It was tall, slender, black robe, with hood, raggety clothes, and best of all A head, white flesh, but no face.. The fucking instant we passed the mysterious figure, the driver looked up at the last moment to see me and my buddy looking forward with faces like we just saw a ghost.. Keep in mind this happened over a matter of seconds.. Before we had time to say anything about what just happened to the driver, he laughed and said "Chris(the driver at buck hill) just texted me and said that they almost hit a guy in black clothes on the highway and his girlfriend is tripping out over what she saw". Me and the passenger look at eachother and basically say "Holy Shit..

    I have never spoken about this with anyone expect the passenger of the car, Chris and his Girlfriend. His woman later told me what she saw was a guy in a black cloak or robe, with no facial features........ and Where they had almost hit it, was on the other side of town, about 12 minute drive away.. What thee fuck..

    It really brought shivers to my spine to recollect all these thoughts and I probably wont sleep easy tonight but fuck it.. I hope someone had the time to read my story, and I hope you enjoyed it..

    also TL;DR

    Some crazy shit went down that was life changing for me.

    Cheers, :bongin:[/quote]

    Holy shit I would not sleep for weeks. Thats intense man
     
  3. Not really a story but just a personal thing:

    couple weeks ago had a little party took shots etc and I took a hit of wax...holy fuck did that take me out. Smoked a good amount of wax, inhaled it and I felt heavy as hell afterwards... So I walked to my couch talked to some people sitting there and I knocked out. Once I was in that state, all I felt was being inside my own mind, feeling a little trapped, so I just accepted the fact that I was in this state of mind. So the parties still going on and I can still hear,feel things, and my eyes weren't open, but I felt like DareDevil where he senses the vibrations around him to see, thats what I was feeling. So I'm just laying there... half conscious, half awake and all I'm thinking is... what if this world isn't real and everything is just a manifestation of linked human minds forming into one gigantic matrix movie bullshit theme to create a world. It goes on like that for awhile and 3 hours later my cousin comes up to me, wakes me up and says..." Hey can I play starcraft 2 on your laptop?" I open my eyes and I'm like... "holy fuck you saved my life, I'm back bitches..." then I get up and stumble up to my room.

    Anyone here ever feel like you're just caught up in your own mind and you can't do anything but accept the fact that you're blazed out of your mind?
     
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  4. lmfao your first story reminds me of a time I got high and went through the drive through at taco bell and when the lady asked what we wanted, my friend who was driving just burps really fucking loud and long and a whole bunch of smoke came out and we all started dying and the lady was so confused hahah.

    another time at like mcdonalds we went through the drive through, and we started pissing off another kid that was driving by shouting random shit into the speaker when they asked what we wanted haha.
     

  5. lmaoooo that reminds me of a time at wendy's we were ripped and my friend wanted a bacon cheeseburger, so when he walked up to the register, he goes "hey can i get beggin cheegan" we were like wtf is a beggin cheegan! lol
     
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  6. I was so ripped, I didn't care if I had to pay for my dozen donuts and frozen drinks with $10 worth of unrolled dimes.
     
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  7. So me and my two buddies were fairly new to blzin, so we head down to our old elementary school at around 1am, blazed a few bowls in the tennis court and were just ripped, so we decided to walk towards the school, before you get to the school theres a playground, so we stop and stare a bit and realize theres fuckin sweaters and jackets everywhere! were like wtf! start trip pin a bit(don't know why) look down the hill at the portables and see the only light on is a red one which was strange because we'd never seen that before, then all of a sudden sum shadow r something crossed the red light which trips the fuck outta us, my one friend came to the conclusion that the kids were raped or killed or something so we shoved all of about 30 sweaters into the garbage can, book it back to our friends house, sit on the couch and just die laughing. Ive seriously never tripped before that point haha
     
  8. Once, I was on a smoking ride in Canada with my two buddies and were blazed as f*ck. I was so high that I blacked out. When I woke up, I was half naked in a blanket, in a police station in Vermont, with 1/3 of my body painted on and some of my hair cut off. When I finally got back to my place, my friends called me and told me that the weed was laced and he didn't know it at the time...
     
  9. the other day i was at my mates house smokin a doobie, when i get a call from my phone network about promotional offers, so my freind asks to talk to the guy and he ended up saying how he couldnt get any porn on his phone (the guy on the other end thought he was like 14) and had a full conversation about masturbation wit him
     
  10. #30 4r5t6y7, May 24, 2014
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    One crazy ass night me and my best friend [ at the time ] were only like 15 and 16.  We decided to tell our parents we would spend the night at each other's houses , so we could proceed to get fucked up( we live on the same street basically ).  Our actual plan would be to sleep at a mutual friend's house, who happened to be gay ( we aren't gay but he was cool and smoked us up free all the time ).  I believe we smoked before getting to this mans house.  I don't remember what happened afterwards but we didn't have car's and caught a ride with an acquaintance.  Well turns out the gay friend of ours was at a club in DC and wasn't available.  And the ride we had, had to go.  
     
    It was late at night and we didn't want to go home to our parents suspiciously. Our aquaintance left us at a mcdonalds.  We were stuck with no where to go.  I called a random friend of mine who happened to live on the same street as that mcdonalds.  He and his friend were actually in his backyard garage smoking hella weed inside a car. Coincidentally, the friend he was with would later be a very close friend of ours a few years down the road.   We got there and they hotboxed with us.  We smoked out of a bong, bowl, and a blunt.  We were SUPER fucked up. We asked if we could sleep in the car for the night and he was very hesitant but he deicdes to let us stay there. My friend I was with closes his eyes and tries to sleep in the back seat, while the friend who owned the garage got out of the car, and shut the garage light off.  it was PITCH black.
     
     I was a little scared, but my friend was silent so I thought he was fine.  I started talking to him and I was just like "dude... "he opened his eyes and FREAKS OUT.  First words were OH MY GOD DUDE WTF.  He was tripping !  He tells me to get out and turn the light on.  So I call my friend who owned the garage and asked him for directions on the light.  Then he's all like "nah dude my parents are right in the living room downstairs and they say they hear sounds...."  I think he was lying but I ask him if we should leave and hes just like yeah....  So we have to leave.  It's about 3 am at this point.  
     
    We leave and I make hella noise in the garage and in his backyard jumping the fence... We were on the sidewalk just walking, it's about 20-30 degrees out and we have light jackets on.  We were walking and just so confused, scared, cold, and HIGH as FUCK.  My friend's all "duddeee im sooo high and its sooo cold !"  So after some talking we decide to go to some aquaintance's house who we called a friend.  His light is on the in the room but due to his paranoia my friend decides not to knock.  We end up laying down in the grass right out side the window, and probably (tried) to sleep for like 20 min before we get up and decide to go in his backyard and sleep on the two chairs under the porch....
     
    We probably sleep for like an hour and just deicide to go home, probably about 4:30 am at this point.  As we pass my house my friend asked me to walk him to his house ( right down the street, but down a big ass hill ) because he was scared ( lol ).  I say no and enter my house.  My dogs bark and wake everyone up.  I told my parents I was sick and had my friend's mom take me home.  I was high as fuck and all i could say to my dad was I almost threw up. He's all "Almost threw up doing what?" And I was just like nothing.....  I fell asleep peacefully in my warm bed.  
     
  11. One time I smoked two whole Marijuanas
     
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  12. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hlJfgRJ1yXI
     
  13. so one break me and my friends decide to get high we had a bit and we were tripping as usual and so we head back to school im only in class with a few of them so i dont know about them but we were all baked and after class we find out the principals cut locks that were suppost to be empty and they found 6g's of weed and in another locker found a flask of vodka so one of my friends said go grab your weed and get rid of it because dogs are coming so i was freaking out i thought it had something to do with the fact i threw an empty bag of weed out that you could tell it had weed in it out the day before so i was like shit so i ran upstairs to my locker and grabbed it still stoned and went downstairs the principal was standing near the door so i turned the corner went out a different set of doors and came in ones he could see i now think what a retard but thats besides the point i hid it outside under snow by the shed came in and went to class dogs havent yet came but maybe we were to high and just paranoid but i dont know because the friend that told me wast high so i dont know.
    ~pheoniX
     
  14. one day i decide to go to my friends place just around the corner and Me  and my buddy decide to get high for one of my first times and so he runs inside gets water for the pisser bong and grabs the weed while i was petting a cat so he comes out to the shed were we smoke it and we have a couple  bowls and the cat comes back in im freaking out screaming ITS A FUCKING CAT OMG and just losing my mind while he laughs at me and so the cat goes over to the bag of weed and starts playing with it thinking its cat nip and my friends like its my weed leave it alone fucking cat fun times.
     
  15. One day at school during break me and the boys get baked we all have a nice fat joint at the baseball field dug out and we smoke them one of five of my friends looks around the corner and sees the principals walking our way he tells us we keep smoking and say fuck you your full of shit we still think hes joking so i decide to look and i was like yeah they are we all po our heads out very suspiciously and we're all like fuck we all throw the roaches and one of the five friends puts the rest of the weed in the pill bottle were he stores it and puts it down his pants i was like eww 3 seconds later they come around the corner and say hows it going boys im suspiciously looking backward out the back cage and one of my friends says not much the principals ask what we are doing he said just chilling the principals say oh ok and are like well can you find a different place to chill because this is a place people come to do stuff they arent suppost to we are all like shit they know and so we sit there zoned out they say well? And we are like oh yeah lets go we head up the street to DQ and im tripping saying was that the principals or am i hallucinating they were like nope they were there and the whole time i keep asking cause i think im just baked out of my mind and they insist they were there i was all freaked out and turns out it was all good and beleive it or not when bad things happen when your high its more fun then anything
    One day after break in science class i was baked out of my mind so my teacher lights a match and once shes done she sets it down on the counter still lit and im like hey thats going to catch on fire she said umm no it wont giving me a weird look i said yes it will shes like no it wont its a counter im like but wont it catch on fire she says its solid im like but that mesh stuff will catch on fire shes looking at me like what the hell is this kids problem and says what mesh i say what she says what and i say never mind because at that point i finally realized i was just tripping funniest moment well stoned in class for sure :)
     
  16. Driving down to Atlantic City with 3 of my bros. So 4 of us in total.
     
    My one bro, we'll call him D, has a couple pre-rolled joints on him.
     
    We smoke one on the road, and just as we're finishing up we pass a Trooper parked on the side of the Expressway with his headlights on facing out into the road.
     
    We have that tense moment, but it's short lived as we realize he's not pulling out, so no worries.
     
    About a 1/2 hour passes and we're getting close to AC, so we're like, "D spark up that other joint man!"
     
    He says nothing.
     
    I'm sitting shotgun, so I look into the back seat and see him sitting there looking a bit disturbed. I'm like, "D, you OK dude? Spark up the other joint man!"
     
    He looks me right in the eyes and says, "I ate it."
     
    Doh! Cop didn't even pull out and this dude ate our only other joint! Lol.
     
    We never ever let him forget that. Not even years later.
     
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  17. One day after break in science class i was baked out of my mind so my teacher lights a match and once shes done she sets it down on the counter still lit and im like hey thats going to catch on fire she said umm no it wont giving me a weird look i said yes it will shes like no it wont its a counter im like but wont it catch on fire she says its solid im like but that mesh stuff will catch on fire shes looking at me like what the hell is this kids problem and says what mesh i say what she says what and i say never mind because at that point i finally realized i was just tripping funniest moment well stoned in class for sure :)
     
  18. One break me and the boys get high and we go to foodland with no money we go into the drink isle where they can kind of see from register and we must have put 5 energy drinks in my friends bag 2 of us are whispering loud enough they can hear us and one of us is talking normally then we go the the back and one of the ladies that work there push a cart thing full of boxes int the back back we grab candy and she comes back out and we decide we dont want them or she would catch us we look around some more and i see and hear the workers talking to eachother and pointing to us i was like shit we are busted and i just got in trouble for stealing and so we leave and we are all terrified especially me and i was so scared when a cop drove by and slowed down i was just living im still wondering if they will come to our school even though it was like a month ago.
     
  19. so one break me and my friends decide to get high we had a bit and we were tripping as usual and so we head back to school im only in class with a few of them so i dont know about them but we were all baked and after class we find out the principals cut locks that were suppost to be empty and they found 6g's of weed and in another locker found a flask of vodka so one of my friends said go grab your weed and get rid of it because dogs are coming so i was freaking out i thought it had something to do with the fact i threw an empty bag of weed out that you could tell it had weed in it out the day before so i was like shit so i ran upstairs to my locker and grabbed it still stoned and went downstairs the principal was standing near the door so i turned the corner went out a different set of doors and came in ones he could see i now think what a retard but thats besides the point i hid it outside under snow by the shed came in and went to class dogs havent yet came but maybe we were to high and just paranoid but i dont know because the friend that told me wast high so i dont know.
    ~pheoniX
     
  20. I have a good one . One time me and my science teacher decided to start up a business together he was insane smart and I was just the school drop out junkie . We'll anyway he tells me he has cancer real bad and is going through this like " I'm the one who knocks additude ". So long story short we try over and over to run and successful business but keep failing we run in with the cops and Mexican mafia . Sad to say in all my high adventures the story ended pretty bad and I had to leave the dude to die . Ah such a crazy time folks . But I keep smoking this shit to help me forget.


    *Follow your heart , load the bong , spread the joy because life is short . Don't judge just love*
     

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