fuck these hippo facts guysssssssss. you dont gotta do that bullshit! just go to some tropical area with me and we'll chill all day on the beach and when we shit, no flinging, and no mounting each other (sexually, we can still spar) and fighting (like...real fighitn. Like angry shit ya feel me?)...just chillin
I'd be Dixie Kong. Can I come with? I can fly and throw shit with my hair! What/Which shit is entirely up to you!
They are omnivores so they would eat meat as well, so... anyone down for a mickey d run after I smoke with all my hippo brothas?
I would most definitely be a platypus. You know god or whoever the fuck was smoking a fatty when he invented that shit.
yea but i bet hippos have trouble getting pussy cus the chick hippos are prob just as lazy as their fat asses
Half a herd of happy, hippy hippos with a history of hypocritically harboring heaps of hairy hamsters in haphazardly hung, hazelnut hued hammocks.
Hippos ain't no joke. They kill more people than lions do in Africa and they can bite a crocodile in half. Hippo tang clan aint nothin to F with.