shooting venom into their mouth would do the trick. sounds kinda dirty though, like a cumshot haha. "put that shit in my mouth baby!"
I would be this snake then [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VryQDsx5Ad8]YouTube - snake swallowed a hippo[/ame]
YOU KNOW IT! shits bomb when up in the air. ya, us hippos...we fuck shit up. FUCK MANATEES! did u knwo sailors use to have sex with em according to manswers? bahahaha
Hah this whole thread is a win "according to manswers" but yeah Hippos are very territorial, I mean OP what if some other hippo was bigger and stronger and wanted you to get the fuck out of his water...what would you do then? Hippos don't back down, they show no mercy!
id do the only reasonable thing, pull out a tree size blunt and smoke that thing with the would be angry hippo and form a brothership with him and we'd rule the hippo kingdom together.
I believe hippos are know as one of the most dangerous animals in the world if I wanted to chill all day i would be a dig dog. because they literally chill all day. My dog sleeps 45 percent of the day
Dude, hippos are violent as shit. My mom worked with a guy who moved to the United States from Africa. His best friend was eaten by a hippo.
I wish I could train a hippo so I could sit on his back and ride him like a horse. Who would fuck with you if you're riding a hippo?
I cant take ANY of your posts seriously with your avatar. I just think your my doctor or something. LOL
hippos also do that thing where they shit and fling their tail around so it goes everywhere, hippos are basically shit fountains. i don't wanna be that, man