what would you like to be if you were not an human being? I would be a bra ,so i can touch all day long
I want to be water. That way I can touch and slide down other people's bodies, and be a source of joy and pleasure. This is what I thought the first time I got high.
A Dolphin. I can not imagine a life more pleasurable. As far as inanimate objects are concerned? I don't know... maybe a blender.
I would want to be a shark, and I would go around eating all the little fish nom nom nom. That or a butt plug