But I broke my sense of humor and be complaining about it ever since. Here's my latest work of art. There's an improve studio opening up where I live and I am going to go for my 15 minutes. I'll take 5 if they let me. Did you ever notice that when your flight is delayed and the pilot comes onto the public address system it's never good news. "Attention passengers, we sorry, the ground crew installed one of the engines on upside down and the one tool that can fix the problem is on back order and will take 4-6 weeks to arrive. Once again we are sorry for the delay. We will depart as soon as we are given clearance." Just once I would like the pilot to announce that the flight is being delayed because a big bag of money was found on the runway and the tower has instructed us to divide it up equally among the passengers and that the stacks are getting so tall that they fall over and the rubber bands they are using to wrap the money keep breaking because the piles are so thick. Instead we get something like, "This IS your captain I'm sorry the flight has been delayed because someone stole a few jokes to make up as his own and was caught using the public address system to rehearse his routine. We will be taking off just as soon as the Sky Marshal has finished escorting this disruptive passenger from the airplane.". NOTES: Maybe the one "tool" should be on vacation. Oddly enough it's the same one that put the engine on upside down. Also thinking that a muddled voice is more for fast food than an airplane, but then passengers could come back with, "what did he say"