-I told those fucks down at the league office a million times- I DONT ROLL ON SHABBOS! -They already posted the schedule... -WELL THEY CAN FUCKIN UN-POST IT (by the way, this is a Lebowski quote thread)
They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, inner-city children of promise but without the necessary means for a, necessary means for a higher education, so Mr. Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.
That stutter is golden. This is lebowski here in the chair? Yes. So he's a uh, a cri- a uh Yes, Mr Lebowski is disabled
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
What do you mean brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
-Iz not fair, hes girlfrend had to cut off her toe! -Fair? FAIR? Whose the fucking nihilists around here you buncha fuckin crybabies?!
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax... You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!
"All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back" "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, see what happens Larry?!" "Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling" Haha a few of my favorite quotes
"I've seen a lot of spinals dude, and this guy's a fake, a fucking goldbricker" "This guy walks, I've never been so sure of anything in my life"
WHERES THE FUCKIN MONEY SHITHEEEEAAAAD Its uh... uh... its down there somewhere lemme take another look ---- My wife? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger, does this place look like im fucking married? The toilet seat is up, man!