I told those fucks...

Discussion in 'Movies' started by Lebowski, Oct 10, 2010.

  1. -I told those fucks down at the league office a million times- I DONT ROLL ON SHABBOS!

    -They already posted the schedule...


    (by the way, this is a Lebowski quote thread)

  2. Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
  3. What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia, come on Dude.
  4. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, inner-city children of promise but without the necessary means for a, necessary means for a higher education, so Mr. Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.
  5. ....shomer shabbos!! :mad:
  6. That stutter is golden.

    This is lebowski here in the chair?


    So he's a uh, a cri- a uh

    Yes, Mr Lebowski is disabled

  7. Yeah yeah yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced!
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    What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
  9. What do you mean brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
  10. -Iz not fair, hes girlfrend had to cut off her toe!

    -Fair? FAIR? Whose the fucking nihilists around here you buncha fuckin crybabies?!
  11. Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax... You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

  12. uh i'm just going to go find a cash machine
  13. I'm a brother Seamus
    -Brother Seamus? Like an Irish monk?
    What the fuck are you talkin' about?

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  15. "All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back"

    "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, see what happens Larry?!"

    "Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling"

    Haha a few of my favorite quotes
  16. #18 Baloobas, Oct 10, 2010
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    "I've seen a lot of spinals dude, and this guy's a fake, a fucking goldbricker"

    "This guy walks, I've never been so sure of anything in my life"
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    Its uh... uh... its down there somewhere lemme take another look


    My wife? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger, does this place look like im fucking married? The toilet seat is up, man!

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