I think my wife is cheating on me.

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by .AcidTrip., Feb 19, 2011.

  1. This is old as hell for those who know.


    I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
    The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
    My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don't know them.”
    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
    I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
    I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
     
  2. is the problem the wife or the valve man?

    tbh, if you suspect your wife, get a pi to check her out imo...
     
  3. c'mon bro so old
     
  4. So funny how many people are still gonna think you're actually asking for advice on your cheating wife lol old, but still a nice post!
     
  5. Duct tape.

    For both problems.
     
  6. silence is golden but duct tape is silver;)
     
  7. haha i like how chicago toker could soooo confused
     
  8. haha i love these

    the best one was the one about the garden tools i cant find it tho
     
  9. ........I still don't get it?

    Both are an easy fix regardless.
     
  10. Well personally, I would fix the bike. Then take it for a nice cruise to your local college area, hit up a bar, college girls love cute guys on motorcycles for some reason. Hell I look like Shrek and would still find numbers stuck under my seat edge LOL! My wife knows better then to cheat since we agreed that whatever I can do, she can do.... and vice versa. :devious:
     

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