I think my roommate wants to have sex with me

tap that

 

Dick in a box.

 

Do it

 

Sit on his lap and see if anything pops up

 

Leave a long and smooth object in the shower. If after a few weeks you find brown marks on it, your friend is gay.

 

Try something like this

 

Examples?

You two should just get drunk together and see what happens

 

do you want him to be gay?

 

Hes probably just big on gay jokes, i doubt he gay. Ask him if hes had a girlfriend idk

 

Look at his mouth. If there's a penis in it, he's probably gay.

 

You should just ask him. Better to get it out in the open either way.

Wait for the right moment and word it like this: "Dave, I've been wondering, would you like to have sex with me?"

On a serious note though. You really could just approach the subject sensitively. Or if you have any mutual female friends, they'd probably be a good person to ask.

 

Find an actual gay guy and have him hang out with your roommate, he'll be able to tell.

 

Leave a bottle of chloroform out and see if you wake up with a sore ass.

 

Looooooooooolllllllllllllllllllll

 

Have you tried just asking him?

 

if he tries date raping you, hes probably gay

 

Lock him in a room with me for a few hours. Lock us in with weed and cookies. I'll find out for you >:]

 

Cookies - how to get a probably straight guy into bed.