So me and my old lady were bangin and out of no where she farted on my dick.. i was shocked at first. She was screaming so at the time she screamed sorry at me. I looked at her for a second then continued banging like it diddnt happen. Has anyone had a girl fart on your dick before? Or has any girl here done it. I diddnt know what to do so i just kept slammin it.
Wait, what are you saying happened? You were putting it in her bum and she farted or you were just regularly plowing her and she let one go? I'd think if you've been with her for a long time it'd be one of those laugh it off situations. It happens dog. If it was a random hookup or a new girlfriend, that might be a little more awkward.
Ya weve been together for awhile. I was trying to put it in her bum and was playing with her at the same time and out of no where it happend. Lol i think im in shock.. i know everyone does it and all but its just one of those things i dont like to think about when im trying to be sexual ya know? Im just wondering if this has happend to anyone else.
[quote name='"carlsbarn420"']Queef? Like, look man...I cleaned out my grinder and got all this queef?[/quote] No im not a idiot i know wat the diffrence is between a queef and a fart
Hahahaha what did the fart feel like? Seems like it would feel good since its making her asshole vibrate lol was that gross? oh well...this thread is asking for it
If it didn't smell it was probably not a fart but queefing or whatever, thats just pockets of air in teh pussy I think haha, weird noise but harmless
[quote name='"boysetsfire08"']Lol thank god it diddnt smell if it did i would of probably puked because im sensative to smells.[/quote] This is one of the most manly things I've ever heard
Well if you were messing around with her ass it probably happened unintentionally,the hole had air in it and then you put your dick in there,the air had to go somewhere.